Sergio Pérez

FAKE Sergio Pérez. THE best Mexican Formula 1 driver. Future Ferrari driver. Soon to have better eyebrows than Nando. Boyfriend of @FAKEGreta.

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How long have i been away for?...

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231 followers... :)

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I wouldn't like anyone to get upset about me considering leaving. I haven't made a concrete decision yet.

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I might stay, I might leave forever.

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Someone else can do a better job if they so wish. I'm never here anymore and my place is elsewhere. I'll ponder my options.

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I might be leaving. Just giving you all an advanced warning.

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@FakeLeeMcKenzie :( I'm sure it will get better soon...well it has to, it's Christmas soon!

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@FakeLeeMcKenzie Now that is a bizarre way to pull a muiscle!

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@FakeLeeMcKenzie OUCH! It must be really bad :(

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@FakeLeeMcKenzie Yes i'm well Lee :) Yourself?

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@FAKEGreta @FakeLeeMcKenzie Sowwy :(

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@FAKEGreta @FakeLeeMcKenzie I er...wasn't here

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@FakeLeeMcKenzie @FAKEGreta I don't shout don't worry :)

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@FakeLeeMcKenzie @FAKEGreta That wasn't meant to be in capitals

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@FakeLeeMcKenzie @FAKEGreta i CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I'M NOT DEAD!

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*crawls in*

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@FakeCatMechanic Needed practice ;)

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@FakeJess_ Thanks......hang on, you called me a wuss :(

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@FakeJess_ But you scared me :(

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@FakeJess_ You scared me there :(