Fake Salon

Providing gutless political journalism and analysis of vinyl records since the dawn of the digital era.

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Republicans and their worship of the U.S. military is kind of homo-erotic. But you knew that already didn't you?

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What your reaction to the Saints fan stealing the Bengals fan's football says about your white privilege. @FakeSalonDotCom

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Racism is an important subject to deal with. People who think congress ought NOT to deal with the Redsk*ns name should shut up.

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Your STEM degree is meaningless if you cannot treat women respectfully.

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right-wing is in rare form today. Now they're reading too much into how Lena Dunham dressed her sister for Halloween http://t.co/GYMJsH3Bnz

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The case for criminalizing masculinity begins but of course the right wing is upset.

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Honey Boo Boo cancelled because her mom prefers men with alternative sexual proclivities

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Honey Boo Boo cancelled - how fat shaming and body image discrimination cancelled our favorite show

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How many school shootings with Republicans allow our children to die in before they forsake the mantle of George W Bush and protect our kids

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Coming Soon: George W Bush's police state - Canada edition https://t.co/D92AuMcfnx

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Canada signals new powers for security agencies in wake of Ottawa attack http://t.co/G7k4vGb5PF

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Of cracker jack boxes and Rand Paul's medical school degree.

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"I didn't think my brother liked me being his brother till he put my penis in his mouth"

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@EverySimpsons I have DirecTV where's my burrito, where's my burrito ...oh wait - where's FXNOW and Simpsons World!!

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Guns intimidate us. How eliminating them will make us all feel more masculine.

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@Brilliant_Ads there's a radar detecter in the new iPhone 6? Gotta get our hands on that!

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The case for making gender free gluten free gingerbread people cookies.

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"We taught our son to be gender neutral. It's a shame bathrooms aren't made the same way"

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Fake twitter profiles should come with trigger warnings say those who are easily offended

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These six GOP budget cuts and racism contributed heavily to the Ebola crisis we now face.

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How long does Ebola last in a man's semen? @AmandaMarcotte tells us it's not as long as you think.