Sammy Libb

Ohio U. Alum. Senior Mortgage Banker. All Around LEGEND.

This is a parody account and not the real Sammy Libb. He's balls deep with cooler shit than Twitter.

[Sammy Libb @FakeSammyLibb]

Friggin' weird how horny ya boi gets from being confused by various HBO shows #lubegroovin

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That keyboard scene in Big is STRAIGHT UP TITS ma dudes

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Whats goin on in the O State game? We killin it? Of course I'm at the gym and this creatine pump is blurrin my vision #getswole #6pak4Shelby

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Sniffin @gghost064 and @hashtagtweetz thongs. #makesmefeelwarminside

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@alex_shively that dude can suck it bro I slang cheddar he gets eaten alive like is this even a contest

[Sammy Libb @FakeSammyLibb]

#closinmortgagandpoundinhoes

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Does anyone else hear that JLo has a monster clit? #smartbroquestions

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Went up to a girl at grocery store deciding between a couple lemons and asked, "what's the dilemon?" (Like dilemma). She pepper sprayed me.

[Sammy Libb @FakeSammyLibb]

#teamdriedcranberrytrailmix

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Does it get better than shrimp salad? Lol as if

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I realized today that most arthropods really fascinate me

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Thought I ran out of gel but I found more :)

[Oprah Winfrey @Oprah]

WOW ! what a moment. The Fab Five!!!!! #TeamUSA Gymnastics!

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@gghost064 #mortgagebankersecrets #shhhhhhdonttell

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#teamconfusedalot

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I smell like soup today

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Imma go tug it out and hopefully have part 2 of last nights dream where me and the tamera mowry start a petshop! Night tweepsies!

[Sammy Libb @FakeSammyLibb]

Cinnamon toaster strudels are my fuckin shitttttttttt!