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Snowmobilin' right to the Naval Observatory

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I LOVED THAT BEACH BOYS SONG.

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I watched all this shit go down from my house.

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“Other locations as well”

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Those “new” Mexicans seem really clean and articulate.

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I just learned there’s a whole New Mexico. WHEN WILL IT END?! #sotu

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MS13 has really changed. They used to be so awesome when they gave gadgets to 007. What happened?! #sotu

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PEOPLE IF YOU ARE TERMINALLY ILL I HAVE SOME DOTERRA ESSENTIAL OILS TO SELL YOU. #sotu

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Sometimes I bathe in beautiful clean coal. It’s basically like bath salts. #SOTU

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Thank you for defending the second amendment, which is the first most important amendment! #sotu

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That kid was awesome in D.A.R.Y.L.

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there are actually 52 states if you include Alaska and Long Island

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Wow he looks just like that kid from South Park #sotu

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WHY ARENT THE BLACK PEOPLE CLAPPING #sotu

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#stillunemployed

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It’s terrifying to think that Mike Pence is a heartbeat away from the presidency.

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Has Ashley ever shot a wolf from a friggin helicopter? No. Not that I’m bitter. #sotu

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Melania is doing her best imitation of Me circa November 2008

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Remember back when I was the craziest politician with a twitter account? I figure I’ll tweet the #sotu for Donnie since you can’t tweet and talk at the same time. Yet.

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I was well ahead of my time.

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I shopped at whole foods once just to see what it was like. Got some "Organic Buffalo Milk" and it wasn't even spicy. Liberals are suckers.