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I am not Curt Schilling. This should be evident by the complete sentences and seamless nose breathing.

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Looking forward to that 1 sticking at some point. 👍

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@Paskpartou @MrDivs88 @DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Can’t list one damn thing that’s better in Trump’s agreement. Sad.

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@Paskpartou @MrDivs88 @DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Explain how he improved upon the previous agreement, professor.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump We appreciate you making us poor and worsening our existing agreement with Iran by literally every metric.

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@chesabaygirlbq @atensnut What does paste taste like?

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@vtmiah @TMZ Right? His Iran deal does enough of that heavy lifting by itself.

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@neoavatara I’m cool refocusing on the war he started that he can’t win and we all get poorer by the day as a result.

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@ScottJenningsKY Imagine losing a war so badly you have to distract with algae. Absolutely broken brained behavior.

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@PalmeronUSA @karolineleavitt Would you prefer we focus more on that tremendous Iran agreement?

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@SirBylHolte @PatriotPratt So you have no idea what you’re talking about?

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@RealKlaa He ripped up a deal and made it infinitely worse. And he’s having trouble even closing this new shitty one. Take a seat loser.

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@RapidResponse47 Dude can’t even cave without losing.

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@CR07100710 @FoxNews @foxandfriends I’m not sure there’s enough suckers and losers like you still left, Christina.

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@VInconetti @JesseO007 @atrupar Please let me know when Jess returns. He fat fingered the block button on me by accident.

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@TerryGarvin12 @KNBR @knbrmurph @MarkusBoucher Are the players in jail? Is Krukow? No? I guess we have freedom of speech then, professor.

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@JCSoldier777 @KNBR @knbrmurph @MarkusBoucher Krukow stood up for his convictions, no? What a bunch of contradictory mouth breathing drivel.

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@VInconetti @JesseO007 @atrupar Jesse will come back to you in short order with many facts that show the numerous wins here. Be patient.

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@astralturph @AwakenWithJP Can’t defend the deal, eh?

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@DNCFraud @BasedxBoomer @AdamKinzinger Is “mostly false” the closest you’ve ever gotten to a fact?

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@bumpzter @MattWhitlock @MrAnthony555 He’s “other”. Ie Mormon.

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