FakeRalphShortey

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

Remember to weary of the killer turkeys that attack

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

Saw the GOP Senate Maj Fund dropped 45k for Brecheen? Good for him - I hope to stick around at least for unintentional comedy sake

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

I am jealous that everyone is knocking doors for Brecheen and Nelson- why not show me some love? Haven't seen the ProTem or Coburn help me

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

The anthrax episode at my opponents office- I had nothing to do with- but can't speak for Dog the Bounty Hunter--

[The Okie @okiepolitics]

OnTheOkie: CBS News/NYT: @MaryFallin Maintains 22-Point Lead Over @Dorman2014 http://t.co/skwzyevVti #OK2014 #OKvotes2014

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

My first wave of re election mail went out and only two typos -

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

@TheLostOgle now I am no longer the dumbest member of the Oklahoma legislature- at least for now anyway

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

Don't worry my opponent has only layered the mail with four or five mailers- but I have a secret weapon- don't worry I got this

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

Dog the Bounty Hunter coming to town for my campaign woohoo

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

See I am not crazy- Human Meat Found In McDonald’s Meat Factory - http://t.co/7qmAmUjFIu

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

I guess I ain't the only one to spend a night or two in the office https://t.co/oSTZprdewB

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

@MiddleGroundTV you have Rep Jason Murphy to talk higher Ed, he and I have a common thread- neither have a college degree - good experts

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

Need to get me some fireworks

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

@FakeSenShortey it's not like I was laying in the back of the chamber on my stomach and having Bob Craig vote for me

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

So I missed hundreds of votes- who really is going to question MY commitment to fixing and helping tornado victims?- oh wait it isn't 2013

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

Knocking doors tonight has not been very helpful seems like there is something people are distracted by

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

So the last two years - in the final weeks when votes matter (motion to table) I am not in the Capitol- what gives - any theories?

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

I am going to eat all of Aldridge popcorn out of his car

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

Yeah I testified for al gearheart - against a colleague - I didn't have many friends in caucus anyway but have fewer now maybe just myself

[FakeRalphShortey @FakeSenShortey]

Yeah I think the super court should be impeached- I will be the judge and the jury - never mind the details