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Kai Johnson productions… logging out 🫡

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FINAL/6

LAA 3
ARI 6

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Jay Money makes it back-to-back homers to put the diamondbacks up 3-0 in the first.

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Baba Ganoosh sends one deep to give the Diamondbacks a early 2-0 lead with 2 outs in the bottom of the first.

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“I think I have to acknowledge some of the Allegations against me by confirming that I, Kai Johnson, take cold showers and I am proud of it!!… oh also here’s our lineup card”

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With the game tied in the bottom of the fifth Diamondbacks fifth-round pick, rookie, James Johnathan Jr III takes the trot to make his debut on the mound.

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@MLRShallot

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snaeks

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In the top of the second with the diamondbacks trailing by 3, KAI JOHNSON takes one deep to hopefully bring life to the diamondback's bats.

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Check out peaches sweet new starting lineup decal!

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Kai Johnson >

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We don’t talk about it

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In a post-game interview, Kai Johnson being interviewed by Kai Johnson voiced his displeasure with the angel's team and staff stating “Yeah the angels knew I was about to stage a comeback so they had to send a hurricane at me to throw me off”

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ayo we uuuuuuuhhhhhh lost

0-6

we dont talk about it

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@TexasRangersMLR doom

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🚨ROOKIE ALERT🚨

James Jonathan Jr. III taking the mound for Arizona late in the 4th.

JJJ was seen in the Diamondbacks bullpen throwing *126 mph.* Talk about a heater 🔥🔥🔥

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Kai Johnson productions cooking something up… 😈 🐍

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RUMBLINGS OF THE DARK SIDE...

Arizona has traded for RHP Darth Vader from SEA

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👀

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#PraiseScoville