FakeDaveStaveteig

The vicarious Twitter account of Dave

[FakeDaveStaveteig @FakeStaveteig]

Happy 174th birthday, Kram!

[Greg Ewasko @GregEwasko]

Incredibly grateful for this team of ice techs who have been working here at the #WWCC2021

Thank-you to Mike, Don, Jon, Joe & Ron for all of your dedication, commitment and personal sacrifices made in order to be here 👏 Only 3 more sleeps until we get to go home! #curling

[Greg Ewasko @GregEwasko]

Thankful for this group of talented ice techs: Mike, Dave, Matt, Jon, Eldie & Wayne for their expertise, talent, commitment and professionalism during the #WMCC2021

Very grateful for negative test results & all feeling well today. A very hectic day ahead! #curling #hubcity2021

[FAKE Vic Rauter @MakeTheFinal]

Northern Ontario with a no hitter into the 10th....#Brier

[FAKE Vic Rauter @MakeTheFinal]

Loser of Yukon vs NWT is relegated from Canada. #Brier

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

@MattJamilton You complete me

(curling-wise)

[Greg Ewasko @GregEwasko]

After a tear out and a full re-install, we went from Scotties to Brier ice. Thanks to the 6 ice techs who worked with me to get this all done in 3 days: Neil, Ron, Rick, Rebecca (Bek), Jon, & Darren

#hubcity2021 #brier2021 https://t.co/xiPENQFWi3 via @YouTube

[World Curling @worldcurling]

"I'm usually the only girl. And usually also the youngest one by 20 years. " 💪

✅ Norwegian curler
✅ International ice technician

Watch Ingvild's story below!

#Curling

[FakeDaveStaveteig @FakeStaveteig]

25.91 no sweep. 5 feet curl. Cold ice slow this morning in the old Grand Forks Curling Club. Going out with a bang! Next stop, retirement in Boca?

[USA Curling @usacurl]

We’ve lost a lot of amazing coaches to cancer in the past 9 months 😔 Rest In Peace, Jim Dexter! The curling world will miss you greatly! ♥️🥌

[USA Curling @usacurl]

New role for @shawn_olesen as David Staveteig steps aside as USCA's Head Ice Technician. We wish David all our best!!

Story: https://t.co/G9dsGXw54t

[FakePete Fenson @FakePeteFenson]

The stage coach arrived in Bemidji with the news that the anti-progress dinosaurs on the board of the USCA stuck a knife in the back of CEO Rick Patzke last week and there has been no reaction from the curling community. He never won a championship but he created the culture...

[FakeDaveStaveteig @FakeStaveteig]

@jonathantpenney Thunder storms just add to the effect of the national anthem.

[FakeDaveStaveteig @FakeStaveteig]

Rumor is @chrisplys is sponsored by @redbull. Great time to celebrate this @JagermeisterUSA relationship. #jagbombsaway

[Team Bottcher @TeamBottcher]

Koe has a shot

[FakeDaveStaveteig @FakeStaveteig]

@shawn_olesen @HackPebbler @jeticecurling @usacurl Did Webster’s redefine “athlete” when I wasn’t looking?

[FakeDaveStaveteig @FakeStaveteig]

I had to coach @shawn_olesen for his interview. He spent 40 minutes in hair and makeup and forgot his lines...

[FakeDaveStaveteig @FakeStaveteig]

Well, just stop breathing. Might help the fog.

[Brooklyn Lakeside Curling Club @CurlBklyn]

Let’s just say that our uniquely beautiful conditions favor good verbal communication. #🥌

[FakeDaveStaveteig @FakeStaveteig]

At Bristol in the Last Great Colloseum watching the boys go fast and turn left before I inspect the arena in Durham for CNiA. I think the ND Mafia could put a couple of sheets in the infield.