FakeStewartCoggin

Lover of all things Henry Winter

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The officials have cost us again! #Arsenal

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@JoeyBill18 heard a rumour that Arsene will clinch a deal for either a GK, a DEF, a MID or a FWD - you heard it here first.

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Who will Arsene sign? Another young player he can 'influence' like he did with my Theo.

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Nine minutes into transfer deadline day... I'm getting cold sweats!

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Watching Match of the Day again, how did my beloved troops not score? We'll beat Leeds at the weekend, that'll prove we're a big team.

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Bloody love this time of year. Clothes for the next 12 months purchased.

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Another Xmas alone with my Arsenal 20043/04 programmes. What a season that was!

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All I want for Christmas is to share a bath with Henry Winter
& Arsene Wenger.

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Plus the landlady's cat hasn't been out for ages & has pissed all over my bed.

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Sick of this weather... supply of reduced food in freezer is getting low!

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@johnnwwright Hi John, good to see you on here. Look forward to pitting my cyber wit against you.

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You know why England didn't win tonight... No Arsenal players. Watching old Sopranos episodes to cheer myself up!

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@zonalmarking + hand cream = 3 minutes of heaven!

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@zonalmarking + hand cream = 3 minutes of passion...

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Sporting the side-parting look. I am now closer to being Don Draper than Jon Hamm ever has been.

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Mine & Henry Winter's civil partnership will soon be announced... to him.

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Can't sleep, worried about Drogba destroying Arsene's boys... again! #Arsenal #Chelsea

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12 - amount of sandwiches I took from the hospitality suite at the Emirates yesterday. Bread.

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Just got back from #Arsenal can't believe #WestBrom disrespected my lovely Arsene with a win.

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Rewatching The Sopranos. I think I relate to Chris because we're similar. Drugs & fast women are what I'm all about.