Fake TCA President

I single-handedly run the Thistle Class. I heart amendments.

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

Paying my crew based on performance at the next @Thistlesailing regatta. That's still legal, right?

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

Who wants to hit on my daughter? She's available and I'll take the highest bidder.

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

Look for me in the parking lot. I'm the guy with my middle finger in the air.

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

Sandusky, here I come. Oh no, that sounds really really bad. @Thistlesailing @horseshack4028 @Stupidfast

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

@FakeBradRussell just found out how beat up that shitty main I sold him is. Hahahaha suckerz.

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

Do your [vang] bales hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow? I'm funny!

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

I heard I'm too good to wear costumes for the @thistlesailing #TCADixie. So, we're going to play a game called #FindArrow to prove him wrong

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

Just saw an announcement from @dieballsailing about a special DP project. I Googled it. That's absolutely disgusting, Skip.

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

Just got a new Porsche and put a "I'm gay bait & proud of it" bumper sticker on it. Getting lots of hot looks, so things are looking up.

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

Check out the preferred theme @Arrow3993 has for the @thistlesailing #TCADixie this year. I bet @skipdieball loves it

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

Eggs are the ultimate food. For performance, protein, and the ladies.

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

Crazy as I am I do not condone Sam Brauer's plan to use dead cats to sink every Opti in the world. Would be bad pub for @Thistlesailing

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

Our email list serve will be terminated in favor of an old fashioned Chain Letter, sent via USPS. #SlipperySlope

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

Because alcohol helps some people relax, it will be banned as a PED for the class. #NoMoreBooze #SlipperySlope #AudaciousArrow

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

The next major hurdle for us is Performance Enhancing Drugs. We will have random drug testing at all regattas moving forward. #SlipperySlope

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

I saw @skipdieball using a Suunto with an altimeter and electric compass several years back. He's tossed from the @Thistlesailing family

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

To be fair, Sextants will be legal. So will binoculars. But not contacts. You're welcome. #SlipperySlope

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

At every regatta, every boat must be measured completely by a third party. I'll be there a week early to help at each event. #SlipperySlope

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

No go on radios, but in a step forward, smoke signals will be allowed from the RC to communicate OCS boats in morse code #SlipperySlope

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

Listening to anyone is outside assistance. Even other boats. If you heard another boat count down, you're out. #SlipperySlope #CleaningHouse