Fake T. Haas

Parody Twitter account for Grand Valley President Thomas J. Haas #TeamGVSU #TeamFollowBack

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I'll take the 2005 Lakers over the 2014 SB Broncos #RUALaker

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Look at that Sexy Stache on the front page of the Lanthorn. #Mouvember

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@sassy_thaas Not as often as yo mama! #GotEm

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#wreckingballmovietrailer This is happening the movie of the century #GVSU http://t.co/7eDpepAPx1 @FakeTHaas @GRPress

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#ReinstallTheBall

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Smells like cough syrup in this student section. Remember to bundle up and stay hydrated! #GVSU

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The best school in Michigan didn't even play today. #LakerNation

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@SpencerrRo My office is in Zumberge. Hit me up!

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Will somebody call me when the sidewalks are dry so I can turn on the sprinklers?

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"This guy on the bus today..." #TweetLikeALaker

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Just found out that #GetWetLakers is not a campaign for students to join the rowing team. Please stop using it.

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Transitions was a great success. We told all the freshmen to not drink. Now. They won't drink. #Winning

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Really loving this new Library. It's aptly named, too. #MIPLibrary #TeamGVSU

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@fakelouiegvsu Want to start tonight?

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Reminder: don't tell your RA that you have a hangover. Tell them you "stayed up too late"

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If you need me, I'm at Meadows out on the green. #DayOff

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Today is the day you've all been paying for! Congratulation to all of the graduates today! #LakerPride

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BREAKING: Dutch Student Union Treasurer announces "Breaking Stereotypes campaign will use minimal spending"

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@TheresMyQ @CfrowYourself @FrowItToMe section 5 article 3 newest edition in NIRSA flag football rule book

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@fakelouiegvsu There's some leftover funding for the MIP Library. Let's just dip into that.