Taj Locks

I’ll just have a beer thanks.

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

Made a toiletry bag this weekend and I think it came out pretty nice. Newbury South Street Leather / Riri Zipper

[Altrincham FC @altrinchamfc]

CHARLIE KIRK DOUBLES THE LEAD!!

54' |🔴2-0🔵| #Alty

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

Two years later we finally bought a house and my toddler son keeps looking at the corner of rooms and saying who is that

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

Millenials are not able to buy houses because they are not willing to buy the amityville horror house like past generations and also they eat avocado toast

[SEATTLESUBMISSIONS @SEATTLESUBMISS]

FOX 13 Seattle reports there may be more than one Jimothy roaming Ballard.

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

My wife won’t let me buy this off marketplace

[OH, MARY! on Broadway @ohmaryplay]

Jane Krakowski is Mary Todd Lincoln.

Beginning October 14.

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

Me when my son and I are watching Thomas the tank engine and Sir Topham Hatt comes on the screen

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

They fucked everything up

[Mytho Britannia @MythoBritannia]

Share your favourite lore about Britain

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

I went to the store to buy jeans before this became a story I saw the big ad and said wow those are some big yabbos and hit myself on the head with a mallet and blew a steam whistle and went about my day

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

People are all upset about the wording of that ad but did you not notice the huge yabbos because that’s where my eyes went

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

@larrydavidspade 🤙🏻

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

Returning to the office meeting after 20 minutes : Huge strides have been made in the poop sector by the butt division this quarter.

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

I defeat Charlie Kirk in debate by saying “dude are you gonna cry you look like you’re gonna fucking cry right now wtf”

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

This is my cat’s birthday today, and every year I send this image to my wife.

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

This is what a Saturday morning tee time feels like

[The Masters @TheMasters]

A composite image. A canvas of color. #ANWAgolf

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

"Show some common courtesy and respect": City officials making changes to the St. Patrick’s Day Parade in South Boston after a disruptive display from last years attendants. https://t.co/pv6AlhkpgH

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

Why are they all exactly the same but incompatible?? Why is no one doing anything about this?!

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

My wife just had to leave the room because I was getting too worked up about how these are somehow all different batteries

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

I used to be a manager at an amusement park gift shop. We had bubble machines that came with really good bubble juice but after that ran out my boss would mix her own stuff with dish soap and water. She always said dawn was the best for bubbles because they clean ducks with it.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Me: why should I use your dish soap

Dawn: look how good it cleans this duck

Me: ok well how does it do on dishes?

Dawn: again, I can't stress enough how clean this duck is

[Taj Locks @FakeTaj]

Someone has a full ham in the office break room