Fake Tenille

I like to talk...even when no one is listening. I have 7K pairs of shoes. I also like bubble tea. Be warned this is a no tear zone.

[Fake Tenille @FakeTenille]

Just wrote a revised version of a great Bethel song...title is Never Be. Working on my testimony

[Fake Tenille @FakeTenille]

I really want this tattoo

[Fake Tenille @FakeTenille]

I wanna be delivered MORE!

[Fake Tenille @FakeTenille]

Found 3 sets of keys while packing up my house. Lost two sets already...but I'm still one to the good #Yellowlife

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Sold my house and have several "little people" from my small group coming over to help pack #weneedladders

[Fake Tenille @FakeTenille]

I just helped @TheOneGuyMaddox with his chemistry lab...pretty sure he failed it #notbreakingbad

[Fake Tenille @FakeTenille]

Just psychoanalyzed the courtesy clerk at Kroger. She doesn't know it, but I diagnosed her with some really bad stuff #thatwasfree

[Fake Tenille @FakeTenille]

Next time this Supermoon Lunar Eclipse comes around I'm def gonna watch it

[Fake Tenille @FakeTenille]

Went outside to check out the blood moon and involuntarily started howling???

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Been shooting this spud cannon at geese in my neighbors yard. Lucky for them I'm a bad shot. I call it being neighborly #lovethyneighbor

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If I were a dinosaur I would be a T-Rex. I can't even scratch my own back #shortarms

[Fake Tenille @FakeTenille]

If you asked me how vacation went I may give u a puzzled look...concussions do weird things to ur brain #pickleball #gooseegg #souvenir

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Today I played pop-tart tennis...it was strangely fun

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I gave this to @TheOneGuyMaddox for lunch today

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I bet San Antonio is the biggest city in Mexico

[Fake Tenille @FakeTenille]

I lost my voice and @Mickyjohnson seems a bit too happy about it. Get ready...I am storing up words and loud cackles #loser

[Fake Tenille @FakeTenille]

I take a lot of these pills when I am sick...makes me better #healingpowers

[Fake Tenille @FakeTenille]

Hard to believe I am turning 45 today!!

[MattJonestv @MattJonestv]

So proud of @thekatejones on the news channel 5 this morning talking about #RoyalWomensConference She… https://t.co/yQTSwP7Pgj

[Fake Tenille @FakeTenille]

Took this twice and failed both times. Test is obviously flawed https://t.co/xSLfBkLqTn

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Can You Pass The Psychopath Test? -> http://t.co/106QA7H2Lr