FakeTerryMurray

Former Head Coach of the Los Angeles Kings hockey team. Been behind the bench almost 3,000 hockey games in the NHL. Need to develop a score mentality.

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I am absolutely appalled at the way the LA Kings have been playing the last few games.

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It looks like there is a good chance fans won't see any goals scored until December. Damn... I wish I was still coaching in the NHL.

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I would love the chance to be back with the Flyers organization. Lets be honest... they need me. Scored way too many goals last season.

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They say that defense wins championships. I say that defense gets you fired and sobbing uncontrollably in the corner of a cabin in Maine.

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Really loving the hockey I've been seeing the last two games from the LA Kings. The way it was meant to be played.

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At least the Kings are letting me keep my frequent traveler miles.

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The weather in Edmonton is much more fitting for my personality. Consider me interested.

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Sigh.

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Ok... in hindsight... maybe my system wasn't working after all.

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I'm really pleased with the way the Los Angeles Kings have been playing the last two games. Now that is a hockey team.

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If there is one thing to be proud of in my career as Head Coach of the LA Kings, it's that I could always take Columbus in 3 of 4 games.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Hey LA Kings fans... how do you like them apples?

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Oh man... remember when the Kings biggest problem was scoring goals? Now your playoff hopes are pinned on Jordan Nolan and Dwight King.

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If I knew that all it took to win the fans acceptance was to be 1 game over .500 I would have changed nothing about the way I coached.

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Jack Johnson would have never pulled that kind of bullshit goal celebration on my watch. Mostly because he wouldn't have scored.

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Let's just say under my watch Dustin Penner would never be out for a game because of eating pancakes. He'd be out for being an awful player.

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Let me get this straight... I've been unemployed for 4 weeks and Scott Arniel still has a job?

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Maybe if the Coach of Team Canada had developed a Shot Mentality they wouldn't be in this mess.

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I would like to reiterate that there was absolutely no crotch grabbing after goals during my regime. Mainly because there were no goals.