Tex Hooper

I'm baddest, beefiest mascot in all of MLS. Repping FCD and #DTID. Proud alumnus from the University of Go Fuck Yourself!

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Me, at the strip club:

[samantha @babymyapologies]

great mom text about her book club.

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@MnNiceFC Though he absolutely has a deep cut from an out-of-favor U2 era. As much as I’d love it to be 11:00 Tick Tock or Electrical Storm, the obvious choice is IGWSHA. https://t.co/kkKcqZAn7J

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@RayRachelTV Told you not to bet on the Quakes

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@HORSE_GOD @FCDallas You’re pretty cute yourself

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@tweetgrubes I’m in my fifties and my eye-twitch is impeccable. Nonstop.

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@stevanzetti Glad this hit your radar. The guy posting the video was involved in the Nashville GDL demonstrations (in the hat and sunglasses) and appears to have been accompanied by Barry Young of Plano, a known and identified GDL member you’re previously reported on.

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@Bastian_14_88 @luisdollar09 HoW dOeS ThAt MaKe HiM a NaZi?

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@ariellec

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Quote RT this with a pic of your favorite Dallas building. #dallasaf

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Orange team boo. Makes sense, got it. #FIFAWFC2019

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@HOates In 1998, Oscar Pareja fled Colombia with $14.6 million in jewels stolen from a drug lord. The stones are buried behind a piece of black volcanic rock in a hayfield in Maine. The substitutions are a secret message to the precise location. Crack the code and the treasure is yours.

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@MLSwatercolors @sammy_sounder @SoundersFC @FCDallas I ain't drunk enough for this shit. Call me back after halftime of the Red Bull game.

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It's a rough week y'all. Been listening to Belle and Sebatian, haven't showered, and I've eaten nothing but Jack In The Box since Sunday.

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@whatahowler Send nudes. 😗

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@DeathFox99 @FCDallas Do y'all still carry scented candles? They aren't with the light bulbs or the air fresheners. Maybe, in home decor?

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@tweetgrubes Tweet at me like one of your French girls, Grubes.

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@EricWynalda @MFollowill You've got that awfully convenient.

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@MFollowill What does Eric Wynalda smell like? I'm guessing it's French dressing and old socks.

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#squadgoals

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#squadgoals