Colonel Todd Benson

Kentucky Colonel - Parody Account - Influencer

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

The Epstein class won in Kentucky tonight.

[Colonel Todd Benson @FakeToddBenson]

@CBoxSports He’ll get cut after his bobble head game

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Happy Taxation is Theft Day

[University of Kentucky Alumni of Louisville @ukalumnilou]

Our silent auction is LIVE! Don't miss:
- Floor Seats to UK vs TX A&M
- Lower Level UK vs Arkansas
- Lower Level UK vs UofL
- Lower Level UK vs TN
- Makers Mark Barrel Proof
- Churchill Box to 502"s Day Derby Week

Ends Monday at 12:45:
https://t.co/3PWrWH75id

[Colonel Todd Benson @FakeToddBenson]

@Nati_Sports His favorite team was the Cubs.

[University of Kentucky Alumni of Louisville @ukalumnilou]

Don't forget to grab your seats.

[EasternHSBands @easternhsbands]

Please join us Saturday evening as we represent Eastern High School and the City of Middletown at the CAL Preview Show!

[University of Kentucky Alumni of Louisville @ukalumnilou]

Join us for the @UKFootball Kickoff Luncheon featuring @UKCoachStoops!

Tickets are $75 and include a plated lunch. Reserved tables of 10 are also available for $750.

Get yours today!
🎟 https://t.co/gv5FWBnSnb

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Brought 'em to their feet.

[Colonel Todd Benson @FakeToddBenson]

@Nati_Sports Same

[University of Kentucky Alumni of Louisville @ukalumnilou]

Join us for UK Night at @louisvillecityfc!

Enjoy $5 food vouchers and discounted tickets starting at $13 for the first 100 sold.

Match at 8 pm, meet-up at the Corner Bar in the stadium at 7 p.m.

Get Your tickets today! https://t.co/QEccH880dO

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Retweet if your team is 1-0.

#ATOBTTR

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Pete Rose may be an asshole but is the world really a better place without him in the Hall of Fame? I think that 35 years of public ridicule and twisting in the wind is a sufficient penalty. He’s not Hitler. Let’s fucking get over ourselves a little.

[Colonel Todd Benson @FakeToddBenson]

@Skyline_Chili 🍀 🌈 🪙 #SkylineSweepstakes

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

looks like a little bitch to me

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Good morning...

IT'S OFFICIALLY BASEBALL SEASON

#RedsST

[Colonel Todd Benson @FakeToddBenson]

@DerbyCityPhil Former WEBN and WLW guy… Elvis is Everywhere is a classic tune

[EasternHSBands @easternhsbands]

We love supporting our school! That pep band life! #FlyEastern

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Colonel Todd Benson @FakeToddBenson]

@DerbyCityPhil This sucks. Another good one about to disappear from shelves forever.