Fake Tonia Todman

Healthy, Wealthy & White. Nothing to do with the real Tonia Todman.

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

**fingers pussy**

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

@Mr_Fanta_Pants I would have called her Tonia. You could tell people you got fisted on Tonia Todman.

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

@Fabbz3182 @Mr_Fanta_Pants LIES!

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

@Fabbz3182 @Mr_Fanta_Pants Look, meth is a delicious drug, but it ruins your face.

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

@Mr_Fanta_Pants @Fabbz3182 This.

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

The drugs were better back in those days. https://t.co/M6sLOXekQm

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

@Mr_Fanta_Pants

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

I don’t want to see a cock.
It’s a sight that gives me a shock.
Rather decoupage a rock.
Do it in the nude.
Life, oh life.
Oh life.
Oh life.
Doo, doo, doo, doo.

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

My plans. The delta variant.

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

@OrangeFizzer @hidden_horcrux For fucks sake!

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

@StephWalker82 @OrangeFizzer Homemade DECOUPAGED clogs!

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

@OrangeFizzer Jungle Juice Platinum?

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

Watching gays squabble on Twitter is my hobby.

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

@FantaRising @phazzles No you don’t!

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

@FantaRising @__ChrisJames How many lesbians died to make that apron?

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

OK, turning this shit off. #CarolsByCandlelight

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

@daceys_back Someone that won The Voice and can’t sing.

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

Who the fuck is this? #CarolsByCandlelight

[Fake Tonia Todman @FakeToniaTodman]

Yes! Fuck that shit up! #CarolsByCandlelight