Fake Tony Rico

Be the Salmon and swim upstream

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

Making it hail in Paris!!!! #1Euro #Connersays #ouch

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

How did you get from the bathroom to Facebook #nodoors #Connersays #Paris

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

I hate when I forgot to hashtag #

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

The team that breaks bread together / stays together and has way more fun eating

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

You got dishes bro- said to his nephew who just cooked dinner #dishes

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

On bowling: riding around in a car with no spare

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

It's my duty, to please that booty. #applebottom #caboose #shakethat #tailfeather #yougoblindfrombehind #dontstop

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

Having you guys here is all the tip I need at the restaurant. #blockparty @ #jinsushi #justthetip

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

"You are like a 5 course meal. You bring a lot to the table" #anthonybourdain #tabletennis #tabletop

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

You're the blue light on the porch, I'm the bug and I can't look away. #abugslife #RAID #TheFly #Itssobeautiful

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

You just got smoked like a joint at a Grateful Dead concert. #jointforces #smokeythebear #cherrygarcia

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

Dating advice: if you've got a selfie-stick (in your profile photos), you definitely have to go.

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

If you've got it, you don't need to flaunt it.

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

Negative people are like dead weight: they just drag you down. #WalkingDead #lbs #dragrace #dragqueen

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

In order to make wine you have to stomp some grapes!!!!

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

Last time I checked nobody ever got any action standing on the sidelines... #getbusy #gametime #bringititsalreadybeenbroughten

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

Man you are tooting a horn that does not play any music!!!! #horatiohornblower #thehornsection #music #blowthemhorns

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

She just crushed me like a grape at a winery. #wine #grapes #welches #shedevil #EllieGoulding #Franzia

[Fake Tony Rico @FakeTonyRico]

It went from 0 to creepy in 4.5 seconds. #breasts #creeps #mommy #daddydearest