Alternate Reality Trump Tweets

In an alternative reality where LAMESTREAM SOCIAL NEWS MEDIA didn't ban your favorite president (me). Sad!

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

The Constitution: The government represents the will of the people.

The @GOP: Well the CONSERVATIVE Constitution states that, "We the Corrupt of the @GOP, in Order to attain more power, can justify ANYTHING so as to reach our ends...money. F the people." #SeditiousGOP

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

Many saying that I have done more for So called #ukraine than any president in history. Wait, was it more “for” ukraine or more “to” Ukraine? Either way, I deserve MUCH more Credit! Thank you! #zelenskyy #Zelensky #UkraineRussianWar

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

Many now saying that I should have “finished off” what I DEFINITELY DIDN’t (wink wink) start on so called January 6th. Sad! #January6thCommittee

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

I made AMERICA so great that it was not able to withstand 2 years without me because so called Greatness is NOT DURABLE. Thank you! #Trump2024 #TrumpAnnouncement

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

We truly will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN…AGAIN! #TrumpAnnouncement

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

@LongacreBucks @BillSimmons Many saying that one has nothing to do with the other and that Kyrie is just an antisemite on his own. Sad!

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

@paullombardi2 @RepGosar Hahahaha

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

If September 11th happened today, the @GOP would complain that it was a failure of a LIBERAL governor and RINO mayor rather than a national tragedy. The GOP is not FOR AMERICA. They are FOR THEMSELVES. Sad! #911Anniversary #September11

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

@GOPChairwoman This MAY be because when “Conservatives” speak it’s more likely to be violent. Sad!

[Tom Fitton @TomFitton]

Queen Elizabeth's first prime minister was Winston Churchill.

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

@LindseyGrahamSC Because all of your arguments pedantic and regardless of where the lawful warranted raid occurred, you’d complain that it happened too soon/late. You’re completely reactionary. #Kompromat #leningradLindsey

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

Many saying that the so called #TrumpCult is perhaps the GREATEST in history and far better than Scientology or NASA. Perhaps the FAKE NEWS should talk about our great Energy, Happiness, and Tang (Kool Ade). Wow! #Trump

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

@TomFitton MAGA REPUBLICANS LITERALLY VIOLENTLY ATTACKED THE CAPITOL. NOTHING TO BE INCITED WHEN THE MOVEMENT IS PROVEN TO BE COMMITTED TO VIOLENCE. #January6th

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

Our Wonderful #TrumpRally will be the best in history in that it will be full of lies and Yelling by your favorite president, me! So good to see so many CULTISTS running around, something the FAKE NEWS hates! Wow!

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

@TomFitton @TomFitton is GREAT at doublespeak. Wow! A true “master”. Thank you!

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

@JesseKellyDC …they’ve talked about defending democracy from a violent group that staged a coup attempt?

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

@RepClayHiggins This is soooo true. The so called VAX is only 90% effective…doesn’t even count! Clay’s wife has the Gift of premonition and said this all along. Sad!

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

democracy

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

MAGA is a Wonderful MOVEMENT that is actually about LOVE! LOVE of hatred and division, something the so called Democrats will never talk about! Why didn’t SLEEPY Joe mention that. Sad! #bidenspeech #MAGARepublicans

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

@GOPChairwoman Okay but what is the relationship between these two things?

[Alternate Reality Trump Tweets @FakeTrumpDon]

Many saying that #bidenspeech was perhaps the WORST in history in that he didn’t even cower to ONE foreign Dictator. What’s even the point?? Sad!