Fake Tyler

Unofficial fan page of Tyler, Executive Producer of Catholic Guy Show. Fan of hoodies, Family Feud, song parodies, March Madness & rotating ovens.

[Bears Are Fast @bearsarefast]

They say that every artist needs a muse. Ours just happens to say wild things on Catholic radio.

Happy birthday, Tyler! May you always outrun the bears.

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Happy St. Valentine's Day!

Looking for a last-minute card for your loved one? Pick one of these Catholic Guy Show-inspired cards... you can guarantee that the receivee will give it to you!

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Show your #NastyListener pride during the Big Game this evening by playing "Nasty Bowl" Bingo!
Normal Bingo rules apply and #NoRefunds.

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Happy February 2nd!

Legends says that if Muppet pops out of his cage today and sees his shadow, we're guaranteed at least six more weeks of Tyler-isms.

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The Pillar Spice company has you covered!

Whether it's a thick-cut porterhouse or a simple baked potato, our signature "Lot's Wife Salt" is so transformative, you’ll be tempted to stand perfectly still and just savor the moment.

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Weather affecting your outdoor fitness? No time to go to a real gym?

Get off the machines and try Tyler's Total Body Transformation. Tailored workouts with stuff you've already got lying around.

Join the movement. Let's lift some couches.

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We can confirm that 2025 was indeed a slow year for Tyler-isms! Tyler cut his gaffs by 53% from 2024. Huzzah!

Nine years. 608 entries.

Check out this chart showing the number of entries added each year. Can 2026 top the record year of 146 entries in 2018?

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Why finish your favorite bottle of bubbly today when you can drink it again in 2027?

Introducing: The Tyler Tin™. A NASA-grade technology bottle saver that lets you save your opened bottle of champagne for a full year, guaranteeing that refrigerated leftover flavor profile.

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2025 brought many hours of pure Catholic pleasure to the ears of Nasty Listeners all across the globe. But one moment reigned supreme.

With 31% of the vote, the listener's Catholic Guy Show: Moment of the Year is:

Mike's Wife's Advice!

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After a year of shenanigans and ballyhoo, it's time to crown the CGS Moment of the Year - 2025.

It's hard to beat the epochal election of a new Pope (and the radio coverage that came with it). But which other show moment was the best of 2025?

VOTE HERE: https://t.co/B9vz1o3fbx

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It’s time to reflect on the past year and pick the Best Moment of 2025!

What was your favorite moment/segment/memory that happened on the show this year? Post yours below. The top nominations will move into a vote to decide the Moment of the Year!

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Some people say that Tyler has the best ideas, and we agree. Introducing “Blood Box,” a Blood Donation Home Delivery service.

From donor to doorstep in before you can finish your chicken pot pie.

Order now… because those minutes wasted could make all the difference!

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Inspired by Tyler’s legendary Lanternfly tale… the duo costume practically made itself.

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Has a Muppet made a mess in your home? Call Muppet Maid for full service Muppet cleanup!

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On Wednesday, Lino and Tyler talked about how we imagine the looks of people we’ve never met in person.

So, I asked the AI Overlords what it imagined Lino and Tyler look like based on the knowledge it has about them.

The analysis and sample image were... well, something.

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Arby’s Pope Leo ad may have missed the mark, but I think there’s still plenty of potential for a Pontiff-inspired collaboration.

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Tyler’s philosophy of moving — just leave the junk behind and take what you want — almost sounds like an untapped business model waiting to happen.

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@catholicguyshow Pot Pie is essentially the flanneled cousin of Italian ravioli — just dough, filling, and sauce (and it has a better tan).

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No secret meetings or white smoke is necessary to share this news: Happy Birthday, Tyler!

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