Fake Wallace Loh

President of the University of Maryland, Lord Protector of the Delmarva Realm, and imposter running a fake twitter feed.

[Fake Wallace Loh @FakeWallaceLoh]

If you leave early you should have to give up your free T-shirt

[Fake Wallace Loh @FakeWallaceLoh]

@DCNewsLive @TheDMVLive Let us grieve

[Fake Wallace Loh @FakeWallaceLoh]

We’re all with you kids

[DMV News Live @DCNewsLive]

PG County Fire & EMS has run 13 calls for service in College Park since the Maryland Terrapins’ loss today. (since 7:30pm alone) #UMD

Most consist of heavily intoxicated individuals, with two people being taken to the hospital. Others were refusals. @TheDMVLive

[Fake Wallace Loh @FakeWallaceLoh]

@TheDMVLive @TerpsFootball We’re 4-0

[Turtle Sports Network @TurtleSportsNet]

Hey @CollegeGameDay

Maryland is also undefeated.

[Testudo @Drunk_Testudo]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YALL DOING????

[Fake Wallace Loh @FakeWallaceLoh]

Maryland defenders to opposing quarterbacks 15 minutes after a play ends:

[Fake Wallace Loh @FakeWallaceLoh]

We’re 3-0!!!

[Testudo @Testudo_UMD]

Undefeated as a cowboy!

[Maryland Terrapins @umterps]

Maryland is 2-0 and has allowed its fewest points through two games since 2001‼️

📰: https://t.co/snm9bzjQRL

[Fake Wallace Loh @FakeWallaceLoh]

Saw a kid leave Marathon Deli with a beer in hand. Is it too late to get the National Guard to College Park?

[Greg Nasif @gregnasif]

.@TerrapinHoops made us all proud this year 🐢 🏀 ♥️

[Fake Wallace Loh @FakeWallaceLoh]

One more reason Derik Queen NEVER buys a beer in College Park.

[Colin McNamara @Colinmcnamara05]

Derik Queen saves Maryland’s season.

[Fake Wallace Loh @FakeWallaceLoh]

Queen is King

[Maryland Men’s Basketball @TerrapinHoops]

We felt this back in College Park!

[Barstool Maryland @barstoolUMD]

Game time baby.

Let’s go Terps.

[Fake Wallace Loh @FakeWallaceLoh]

Absolute bitch @UofIllinois President Tim Killeen doesn’t even have a Twitter feed

[Fake Wallace Loh @FakeWallaceLoh]

I’m reminded tonight of the best State of the Union hot mic comment ever caught: “sometimes I wish I was cognitively impaired.“

[Greg Nasif @gregnasif]

Go America

[Fake Wallace Loh @FakeWallaceLoh]

EIGHTEEN YEARS. YOU’VE BEEN LIVING A LIE WALLACE LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS HAVE BEEN TRACKING YOU FOR EIGHTEEN YEARS, WATCHING YOU, HUNTING YOU. YOU’RE NEVER ALOHNE WITH DR. LOH ON THE CASE.

CUDDLE THESE 🖕🏻⛓️‍💥🖕🏻

[Brad Bell @Brad7News]

#BREAKING @DCPoliceDept announce arrest of the long sought suspect known as the “College Park Cuddler.” Ernesto Mercado is charged with 6 home invasion sexual assaults in the Georgetown area and College Park. We’ll have much more on @7NewsDC

[Fake Wallace Loh @FakeWallaceLoh]

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