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Hell refuses entry to Charles Manson!

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Breaking: Donald Trump selects his hair as Vice President candidate.

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Air Force One returning from Cuba

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Steve Harvey showed up to host wheel of fortune today

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Breaking: Internet loses its shit over some ugly table cloth of a dress

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Taco Bell announces that this year they will be putting toilet paper in the bags in place of napkins.

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Terror alert has been raised due to ISIS entering the US at the Texas/Mexico border. That means we're all safe. Texas don't play that shit!!

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Kardashians disrespect Mike Brown during moment of silence at VMAs. At least now they're famous for something.

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There was a 4 car accident in Mexico today. 84 people died.

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Breaking: @AmandaBynes loses her shit.

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Ray Lewis announces retirement after tear duct removal surgery.

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Our sources at Facebook say it's raining.

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Chris Brown and Frank Ocean get into bitch fight in LA studio parking lot. Hair was pulled, fingernails were broken.

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Breaking: According to multiple eyewitnesses, today is Monday.

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Breaking: Taylor Swift seen holding hands with Manti Te'o's girlfriend.

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Exclusive: Leaked nude photos of Manti Teo's girlfriend.