Kathleen Parody-Zellner

Parody Account of Kathleen Zellner. It is satire & is not affiliated with Kathleen Zellner or her law offices. This is not really Kathleen Zellner..got it?

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

It’s been a minute. Can anyone tell me what is going with the Avery case? I need to make an ominous “big things are coming” post soon to try to rekindle more interest. BLESS!

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

I finally found a tow truck driver to accept a carton of smokes and a 24 pack of Natty Lite to lie for us! Sure he can’t remember his coworkers last name but he can definitely remember seeing the Rav 4 being driven by someone else 18 years ago!

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

Look I don’t owe that high ass interest rate. I swear I figured this Avery thing would have been resolved by now which would have resulted in some CH-CHING or else I would’ve thought twice.

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

The news about Adnan gives me hope that I can pull a hat trick to get Avery released. It just goes to show that with the right platform, music, back story, and followers, we can crap all over victims by releasing their convicted murderers! What a wonderful system!

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

Dang it! Avery is pissed....finally learned I am a hack with no Zellnami. Come on Covid...do your thing on him! #MakingACovider

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

Yes I will hashtag cases that I was never involved with! I have to do something to stay trending. Also, why hasn’t COVID solved my Avery issue yet?? 😭😭😭😭

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

Someone very famous copied this quote & sent it to me to remind me that I often give the gift of freedom to actual murderers and don’t feel any regrets because <cha-Ching>. #MakingADurrDerDurr #VictimsShmictims #MoneyOverEthics

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

We are working every day on Steven Avery’s case & we are making subpar progress. We will never give up in our quest to rectify my misjudgment in how easy it would be to capitalize on the murder of a woman. #MakingaMockery #MyTruthWins #EvidenceFabricationisFun

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

Well since the whole ‘Avery/Notflix’ thing didn’t really work out, I decided to take an easy one in hopes of gaining some of that sweet,sweet Dizney money by representing Captain Jax Parrow himself! #JusticeForDonnieJepp

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

Just in case there’s anyone out there that still cares about Avery & what’s up with that case…I’m filing motions & am really hoping 1 gains traction because …whew…none of my previous tricks have worked. The hype is down, Notflix hasn’t mentioned a 3rd season..eeek!

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

My previous client once dreamed he killed a man but he never dreamed he’d be chosen to be on a reality show. Watch him and his show partner as they travel around, taking a stab at getting the big bucks. This race for coke money is sure to be an amazing one! 🥁🥁

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

Irony: people upset over a poem about a cat being burned but glossing over the fact that Avery actually did burn a cat just for fun. This page is satire. We don’t condone or support animal abuse or murder. Carry on…

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

Steven is just starting with more lies ahead. I could spit out tons of legal jargon that most of you cant even pronounce but I will just mention we have a new sugar daddy! Look--the bases are loaded & it's only the 1st down....I plan on sinking this putt from the free throw line

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

Well, Steven is still standing proud 🙄🙄. I was hoping this Avery thing would resolve itself soon but he sustains. 🙄🙄 I guess he will just have to learn that truth really does win. And we ain’t winnin’ ergo my hashtag about truth winning is correct

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

Love sustains and keeps Steven Avery looking like Uncle Fester. He is motivated to keep up the mountain of lies I use to try to overturn his conviction.

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

Our rebuttal to the state is up on our website (ignore the link to the GoGiveFundstoMe unless you want to donate..please donate). I like big rebuttals & I cannot lie…

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

If I had wanted to re-read the same responses to our error filled, false claims for appeal again, I could’ve (most of you can’t read). We keep regurgitating the same points & the state doesn’t respond to these. Injustice delayed again. #Makingmyownmurderer

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

*Obligatory generic post about how we are continuing to fight for Steven in an effort to try to keep this stale failure fresh*

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

The Court of Appeals’ denial of Steve Avery’s request for an evidentiary hearing is full of (my) errors and omissions which strongly undermines many people’s confidence in my knowledge of the case. Even I don’t understand my motions and claims anymore. Tsunami of fluff…?

[Kathleen Parody-Zellner @FakeZellner]

I guess the Great “Law Daddy in the Sky” misunderstood my prayers when I asked that Steven receive “justice” but instead we stand here…”just us”. Even when times are tough and Zellnamis fall flat over and over again, a great play on words will lighten the mood. If you can read