Angie Merk

This is a fake Twitter account for the German Cabinet of the Northeastern University fall 2015 JCC

[Angie Merk @Fake_FifthReich]

Don't worry guys, we're coming.

[Angie Merk @Fake_FifthReich]

When you're negotiating and you can't help but stare like it's The Office #RBF #GladTheresNoRussianCabinet

[Angie Merk @Fake_FifthReich]

That fun moment when Germany has the Twitter monopoly on holiday spirit rather than @USPressOffice

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On this St Nicholas Day, there's only one saint Germany needs #StAngela

[Angie Merk @Fake_FifthReich]

Restarting diplomatic relationship with Hungary makes us feel nostalgic #ThrowbackThursday

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You know it's not a German bomber when he messes up German sentence structure #TryAgainNextTime #SecretariatFail #GrammarNazi #MinusTheNazi

[Angie Merk @Fake_FifthReich]

And the @USPressOffice kills Germany through ignorance #WeTooMourn #RememberOurMinister #CondemnCubaNow

[Angie Merk @Fake_FifthReich]

So @IndonesiaJCC, apparently according to Hungary you're in the German cabinet #howcanyoumanageborders #ifyoucantmanagedirections

[Angie Merk @Fake_FifthReich]

Happy St Nicholas Day! Looked for presents in our boots but realized they're too busy choking out Hungary

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Germany's back in business (just kidding we're always in business) #PartyDontStartTilIWalkIn

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Just another reason Hungary should open its borders, we need to have room to dance in Austria #SoundOfMerkel

[Angie Merk @Fake_FifthReich]

We may not have oil, but we have party fuel #30MinutesRemaining #OurBordersAreCheckingInvites

[Angie Merk @Fake_FifthReich]

One hour left, hey @USPressOffice wanna meet up after session? #TheFaceOfDiplomacy #OurBordersAreCheckingInvites

[Angie Merk @Fake_FifthReich]

Sad to hear that there's texting at the Queen's funeral #CallMeLaterMaybe

[Angie Merk @Fake_FifthReich]

@JCC_UK There aren't enough tissues in all of Germany

[Angie Merk @Fake_FifthReich]

Angelika wishes to respond to domestic propaganda by saying #TurnThatFrownUpsideDown #IMadeitBetter

[Angie Merk @Fake_FifthReich]

Highly considering this new spelling of my name #ANGELikaMerkel #BestMerkel

[Angie Merk @Fake_FifthReich]

@JCC_UK Germany would offers condolences to the citizens and royal family of the UK over Queen Elizabeth II's passing #LoveLiveTheQueen

[Angie Merk @Fake_FifthReich]

#nomakeupselfie

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New York Times says that Hungary should meet with the EU rather than bilaterally with Germany... ok, so @USPressOffice STILL won't be there