Jay Bilas

PARODY of the great Jay Bilas. All of these tweets should be adopted by you immediately. Comedian of my Generation. NCAA Reformer who ruined college basketball.

[Jay Bilas @Fake_JayBilas]

Remember when I used to be a good commentator? I don't.

[Jay Bilas @Fake_JayBilas]

Next rule change I ask for: If you look at a player the wrong way, it is now a foul. #FtheHandcheck

[Jay Bilas @Fake_JayBilas]

So it looks like #IUBB still doesn't know what a 2-3 zone is. Great job Tom Crean!

[Jay Bilas @Fake_JayBilas]

Rollin down the street smokin smokin, sippin on gin n juice...I gotta go get drunk

[Jay Bilas @Fake_JayBilas]

College football is too physical for me.

[Jay Bilas @Fake_JayBilas]

"I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T Do you know what that means?" I gotta go ruin college basketball again.

[Jay Bilas @Fake_JayBilas]

My wife can't satisfy me, only an inordinate amount of fouls can. #FtheHandcheck

[Jay Bilas @Fake_JayBilas]

I get off at the thought of teams being in the double bonus with 10 minutes left.

[Jay Bilas @Fake_JayBilas]

I absolutely love when there is a foul called on every possession. Really showcases the abilities of the referees.

[EmbraceThePace @EmbracePaceUVA]

People like @JayBilas who defend these new rules are morons. Worst thing to happen to the game in years. Every player in foul trouble.

[Jay Bilas @Fake_JayBilas]

Andrew Wiggins who? I think I could school him on the court.

[Jay Bilas @Fake_JayBilas]

Who cares if games last 3 and a half hours? #NoHandchecks

[Jay Bilas @Fake_JayBilas]

" 'Cuz I'm a rida/ I'm just a Soul Survivor." I gotta go to bed