Jeremy Schwanebeck

Art teacher pursuing a Choice/TAB studio. If you'd like to see what we make, check out my classroom account @JCSD_HZEart
All opinions are my own.

[Fextralife @Fextralife]

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[Jeremy Schwanebeck @Fake_Jeremy]

Day date at the Des Moines Botanical Gardens with this cutie. Lunch at Trellis (inside the garden) was fantastic, too.

[Jeremy Schwanebeck @Fake_Jeremy]

@EnglishTeach07 Remember when the GOP was the party of smaller government with less regulation? SMH

[Jeremy Schwanebeck @Fake_Jeremy]

May I please get 2 followers to copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.

#SuicidePrevention
1-800-273-8255

Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.

#PleaseStay

[Jess Piper @EnglishTeach07]

Never forget the goal of creating chaos in schools: privatization. They will defund your schools to create charters and private schools and funnel public tax money into private hands. They are transferring a public good into private hands for profit. It’s a scam.

[S @reviewsandRaTs]

@musingteacher @heymrsbond I think you just have to use a school email maybe. Here’s a link to the educator deal: https://t.co/rkTzfvCmlA

[Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz]

There's a phenomenon I actually see extremely commonly when literature is used to teach history to middle school and high school students. Let's call it "pajamafication."

[Jeremy Schwanebeck @Fake_Jeremy]

Neil Young > Joe R*gan

[Peter Greene @palan57]

Unfortunately, it seems this is never going to get old. We Need To Stop Talking About The Teacher Shortage via @forbes https://t.co/DnAnekDr6p

[Jeremy Schwanebeck @Fake_Jeremy]

@mcmansionhell Watched a TSA agent run our bag back and forth half a dozen times as we both muttered incredulously at each other. 2 more agents are called over to help and the tension ratchets up. My love blurts out, "It's the bath bombs", and I feel time stretch like I'm in the Matrix.

[Jeremy Schwanebeck @Fake_Jeremy]

@NoLieWithBTC @AnnieTodd96 Teacher here. This is humiliating and demoralizing.

[Jeremy Schwanebeck @Fake_Jeremy]

@theartofed Relief printmaking. I think it's the anticipation followed by the sudden reveal.

[Jeremy Schwanebeck @Fake_Jeremy]

Sign-on bonuses and student teaching stipends aren't going to fix the teacher shortage problem. These are bandaid fixes. Not regular-size bandaids- those little, round dot bandaids that cover a mosquito bite.

[Jeremy Schwanebeck @Fake_Jeremy]

@theartofed I completed the transition to a Full Choice/TAB studio this year and I'm seeing a dramatic drop in behavior problems.

[Perry Robinson, III @PRobinsonReport]

UPDATE: We’re going on 24 hours since anyone has seen 2-year-old Nevaeh Allen.

WHAT WE KNOW:
- stepdad took a nap at 1 p.m. Friday
- siblings got home at 4:30
- door was unlocked, Nevaeh was gone
- last seen with yellow dress w/ pineapples
- FBI now involved
- No updates @WAFB

[Jeremy Schwanebeck @Fake_Jeremy]

What do we risk by telling a kindergartner "You didn't do art right"? Is a 5th grader so much more prepared for that criticism? 5/5

[Jeremy Schwanebeck @Fake_Jeremy]

Are you okay with grading elementary art? A thread...
Everyone's response to art is colored by their own unique skills, interests, and life experiences. Some of us were told as kids that we were artistic and some of us weren't. Some were even told they were NOT artistic. 1/5

[Jeremy Schwanebeck @Fake_Jeremy]

Classroom teachers see their students around 25 hours/week. Art teachers see them around 20 hours/YEAR. In my district, each trimester grade is based on 7 hours of contact. 4/5