Fake_MattPine

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[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

This is the kind of stuff kiddys come up with when you just can't mash like Matt Pine. #NoTricks #JustBombs 💪#HittingBombs #Pissrockets

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

WHAT?! 😳

(via @RenaudLefort)

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

Matt Pine, the greatest 2 way talent since Babe Ruth, once won the triple crown for hitters & pitchers in the same season. @MLB's universal DH is another feeble attempt at suppressing Matt Pine's talent & robbing the public from the greatest season ever #HittingBombs #Pissrockets

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

Teams are now using contact tracing methods to find pitchers who have never heard of Matt Pine in hopes that someone will pitch to him. #pissrockets #hittingbombs #Stayhome #staysafefromPine

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

When asked if he'd ever been in a slump, Matt Pine described himself at Asymptomatic, "if I've ever been. in a slump we've never seen any symptoms." #hittingbombs #pissrockets #allgood

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

When The Matt Pine arrives at the diamond, it is referred to at the #Mandemic as those in attendance instantly catch "the fever." #hittingbombs #pissrockets #catchthetaste

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

Matt Pine once turned down an an offer from @Gatorade in hopes that @FortyCreekUS would step up and ink him to the most lucrative endorsement deal in pro sports. #NoOneWantsToBeLikeMike #HittingBombs #Pissrockets

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

If @JoseCanseco is doing math suggesting he's the rightful Home Run king, he should pour over the stats @Fake_MattPine has compiled during his brief but prestigious career while gassed up on 40 Creek. The Bash Bros. couldn't carry his jockstrap. 👑 #HittingBombs #Pissrockets

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

The real reason Trudeau put a ban on "assault style" weapons was to stop Matt Pine. You can't stop Matt Pine, you can't even hope to contain him. #WMDs #HittingBombs #PissRockets

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

pitchers had to be named essential workers as there was no one left to pitch to Matt Pine. #pissrockets #hittingbombs #covid19

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

If you thought the #Impeachment or #ObamaGate were roller coasters, you never lived through #PineGate when a team of jabronies accused @Fake_MattPine of using a loaded bat.💪 #MolsonMuscle #HittingBombs #PissRockets

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

Even with Covid putting up 19, the Virus was still mercied by Matt Pine in the 7th. #hittingbombs #pissrockets #covid_19 #stayhome #staysafe

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

For years Matt Pine forced social distancing on Pitchers by sending them to the showers early. #hittingbombs #pissrockets #Covid_19 #StayHome

[Fort Erie Cannons @FECannons]

First pitch 5:00 pm today! Come support! Tons of great prizes! BBQ and silent auction

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

Matt Pine once hit a 3 foot high line drive over a 4 foot fence. #thingsplumbersaid #hittingbombs #sorryguys #gameon #expos #pissrocket

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

Dreamers in London was named for all those kids that wanted to be Matt Pine when they grew up #exposnation #gameon #hittingbombs #pissrocket

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

Rumour has Mike Forgette will be awarded an extra base because Matt Pine saw it in a dream. #exposnation #hittingbombs

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

The mayor of London has had to bring out riot police as there is a rumoured Matt pine autograph session this afternoon #thepenismightier

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

Rumour has it Matt Pine is in London but not playing. The London faithful are disappointed. #watchingbombs #prockets

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

Matt Pine has never stolen a base. His only crime is being Matt Pine #HatersGonnaHate #hittingbombs #justsayov #awardednotstolen

[Fake_MattPine @Fake_MattPine]

Matt Pine once hit a walk off grand slam with two on the top of the 6th. #sometimesyoujustknowyouarebeat #pissrocket #hittingbombs