Lumbergh Fuchter

#bonerowner
That's Not Nothin™
Cok of the Wok
Ocean State Thriller
We've passed the point where we needed to stop but let's keep going and see what happens

[Lumbergh Fuchter @Fake_McCoy]

THE UNITED STATES IS NOT AN ECONOMY IT'S A PEOPLE

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something I made today:

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Limewire is back - my go-to music download service from the early 2000s is now an AI image generation tool that lets you try out multiple models like Blue Willow, Dall-E, or Stable Diffusion - check out some of the cool images people have created here: https://t.co/JHUPUKgf6I

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Can't believe dummy is naming the company after his kid

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Every Wes Anderson movie ranked by me, from the one with the submarine to the one with the island

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@CNN

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I stand in solidarity against the disgustingly rich assholes who think they somehow deserve 100s of millions or billions of dollars when they've really just fucked everyone to get where they are

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Ridley Scott makes movies nobody asked for and then complains when nobody buys tickets

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I want the opportunity to call someone a smooth-brained twat

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A Catholic priest, a pedophile, and a hypocrite walk into a bar. The bartender says "hi Terry, table for one?"

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All you ghouls making jokes about the billionaires dying in a submarine are missing the point: this going to make it so much harder to trick billionaires into dying pointlessly due to their own hubris

[RubberRoss @RubberNinja]

Because of the lawsuit between a photographer and PETA over a monkey that took a photo of himself with the camera.. It's the only precedent that says art has to be created by a human to be copyrighted. Otherwise its public domain.

Do what you want with that information.

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I assume cisgender folks can use the term cisgender as long as they're talking about other cisgenders though. Or like ironically about non-cis people

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Obviously these billionaires staged the sub going missing and are sitting on Epstein's island right now

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Why doesn't Zoom have an option to upload your own WWE intro video to play for like 3 minutes whenever you enter a meeting?

[I Think You Should Watch Detroiters @WatchDetroiters]

Happy Fathers Day:

Tim Robinson’s ‘The Characters’ - Jeff’s Song

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Marketing executives when it comes to new flavors of m&m or Oreo and how much toilet paper should fit on a roll

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Breaking: Ezra Miller makes first public appearance where they didn't also commit a felony

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Feeling scared? Anxious? Angry? You're not alone! We all feel that way all the time now!

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

He's so Tim Robinson here

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me most of the time: I don't have anxiety
me when I'm taking a shit at work and the custodian knocks on the door then sits outside and waits for me to finish: