Fake PM Lee

Really? I need one?

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

If you are a close contact of the KTV clusters and have tested negative, congratulations to you.

To celebrate your good news, I have cancelled all dining-in at restaurants so that you spend more time with your loved ones at home.

Explaining things.

#COVID19 #KTV

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

Nothing tells you how much of Ah Gong’s inheritance you will get, as clearly as the fact that you are scheduled for a visit on Day 9 of #CNY.
#COVID19

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

This National Day long weekend, we will see Singaporeans do the most patriotic thing Singaporeans have done in a long time.

Stay in Singapore.

#COVIDー19 #CoronaVirus

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

We have enough COVID-19 patients to form contingents to march in this year’s #NDP2020 and also sit in the stadium as audience.

#NationalDayParade #COVID19 #CoronaVirus

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

Heng Heng Swee Keat

#GE2020 #SGelection

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

#GE2020 #SGElection

This year the e*ection took a longer time.

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

#GE2020 is special.

The polling station provides protection (gloves) and lubrication (sanitizers).

#SGElection

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

Masa gos going gone?

#2020election #GE2020

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

Masagos
马善高 变成 马上滚

#SGelection #GE2020

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

There is an independent candidate in Pioneer SMC.

His name is Cheang Peng Wah. I googled his Chinese name.

讲骗话

I think Google is wrong.

#SGelection #GE2020

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

I am going to talk soon.

This time there is no need to rush to NTUC to buy toilet paper and canned food.

COVID-19

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

After today’s Fortitude package, do you know what will come after COVID-19 subsides?

GST increases.

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

2 months of Circuit Breaker have contributed more to learning than 2 years of formal education in Home Economics (or now Food and Consumer Education).

#COVID19 #CoronaVirus #circuitbreaker

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

“I am a Sovereign”.

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

Hang in there, everyone.

This is a short week followed by a long weekend.

And if you have children in school, it also means your challenges with home based learning is coming to an end soon.

#COVID19 #CoronaVirus #Singapore

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

Thank you for joining in the singing of “Home”.

We are truly Sang-apore now.

#Singapore #SingaporeTogether #SGUnited #COVID19 #CoronaVirus

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

When I announce the extension of the community circuit breaker by another 4 weeks, you can let everyone know that I have made your #CCB a little wider.

#COVID19 #CoronaVirus

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

Every time the queue in NTUC Fairprice gets a little shorter, I’d announce an evening speech.

#COVID19 #CoronaVirus

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

There is never a good reason to break #circuitbreaker rules.

But the funniest has to be the 9 fellows getting caught for feeding wild boars in the middle of the night.

Are they now known as the Short Circuited Bacon?

#COVID19 #CoronaVirus

[Fake PM Lee @Fake_PMLee]

I think by now we all know what is the difference between #circuitbreaker and #lockdown.

Circuit Breaker is for #Singaporeans and Lockdown is for foreign workers.

1.426 cases in one day. All time high.

#COVID19 #CoronaVirus