Not Rex Ryan

Coach of the J-E-T-S. Love food, also enjoy bondage, breast/nipple torture, collar and leash, fisting, foot/shoe worship & tickle games. I'm not Rex Ryan.

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Wayne Hunter might be the best backup tackle in football but Jason Smith is the best paid! #NYJ

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To ensure our dynamic offense's health for the regular season, we are going to rest our QB and his backup for the fourth game. #NYJ

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If Austin Howard doesn't work out tonight, we will look to sign his brother Howard Austin. #NYJ

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The Bills cut Clowney! Can he pass through waivers in time for tonight's kickoff? We need a Goddamn win. #NYJ

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@Fake_Rex The one injury that could help the Jets would be at the head coaching position. #TryStudyingForTheDraftNextYear

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Tanny fell off his bike this morning, which effectively rules him out of the competition for the right tackle spot. #NYJ

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We are one injury away from disaster. But that one injury could come at almost any position. #WeHaveNoDepthAndCantDraft #NYJ

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. @ACromartie should be an Olympic gold medalist. Here's proof http://t.co/dhiS6xOy

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He still can't read defenses RT @JennyVrentas Tim Tebow, Rex Ryan have shared link of overcoming dyslexia: http://t.co/GeDDNhQ0

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Glad the Knicks let Jeremy Lin go. We are supposed to be the only Circus in town! #NYJ #Knicks

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Mark Sanchez is telling Team USA to go after the 16 year old

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The Rangers are really kicking ass! Cherish it Jets fans because it's all you're getting.

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As soon as Coples busts or Tebow sneezes RT @MikeRT86 @Fake_Rex when do Jets OMD (overwrought media dramas) begin?

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#Jets DTAs (Disorganized Team Activities) begin on May 22nd! #NYJ

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We just signed the running back coach's son. We aim to please!

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Tebow and Sanchez are cat-fighting over who gets pick 242 and who gets 244. Sorry for the delay!

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Time to draft some best friends for Tebow!

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Thinking of trading up for Weeden...

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YES!!! WE NEEDED ANOTHER DEFENSIVE END!!!!

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Apparently @ACromartie now has ten kids. Any more and he will only be able to name them by counting on his feet ;-) ;-) ;-)