United Airlines

Parody account. It's all fun and games, but remember that someone actually got hurt. Ft: @Mashable Not actually United Airlines. Just commentary. DM open.

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

You can run but you can't fly

#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

And on the third day, our passenger rose again. #RessurectionSunday

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

We're doing right by our passengers. Please don't boycott us. https://t.co/qC9ADRZgr1

[CNBC @CNBC]

JUST IN: United says all customers on flight 3411, where a man was dragged off, are receiving compensation for the cost of their tickets.

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

Just another day at #UnitedAirlines. https://t.co/svUMiGgAep

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

We're giving our CEO a $13 million bonus for his excellent work. #EmployeesFirst

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

You don't care because we still have the best prices on Chicago to Louisville flights. #ThursdayThoughts #ORD #SDF

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

We'd like to apologize for this disastrous event. https://t.co/A2d4XSFaBO

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

Apply to become a #United Security Officer. Applicants with experience as a UFC Fighter preferred. https://t.co/4uvDsMAcZu

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

Join the #United team for the best benefits packages and perks like GUARANTEED seats on every flight. https://t.co/8rL1PL52oR

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

@dgog61 @thehill This is fake news.

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

@WSJ @HolmanJenkins Make it great by boycotting the Wall Street Journal!

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

When we offer you $800 for your seat, you should take it. Seriously. #WednesdayWisdom

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

Please join us in welcoming @MikeTyson as United's newest spokesperson!

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

We're working on getting better. #United

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

Our CEO Mr. Munoz released statement to express his deep condolences for the events of the last 24 hours. #United

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

@businessinsider @RobertBryan4 @elenaholodny We didn't scare anyone. ^G

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

@mail2fairhurst @itvnews This is a parody account

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

@ConMan_in_Chief @YahooFinance @MylesUdland Parody account.

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

Please join us in welcoming @MikeTyson as United's newest spokesperson!

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

To keep our United Airlines passengers safe, not all items are allowed on board. Learn more at the #United website.

[United Airlines @Fake_UnitedPR]

@mashable We're good, brah.