Gay Mumsy

they/them/deez;
Chief ~Executive Dysfunction~ Officer 🧙🏾‍♀️🤷🏾😈🤯🥴

[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

I just got clocked for saying "y'all" again. This anti-Midwestern sentiment must be STOPPED! 🚯🌽

[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

What if I used Twitter the way everyone else does? Y'all cool with me spilling all my girlfriend accidentally came on my face this morning or is that too much?

[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

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[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

@WhetSock Public service 🫡

[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

@WhetSock Somebody had to do it

[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

Imagine your hair steady getting caught in your eyelashes 😒😔

[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

@smalltopenergy Omg I thought this was just regular. I been calling it love!! 😭

[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

This is a small piece of what @CTULocal1 was fighting for, & as usual @ChiPubSchools over-promised & under-delivered.

[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

@ChiPubSchools Why was I told that there aren't enough KN95 masks for all students, when I asked about how to ensure my kindergartner would receive one everyday? I have 4 emails about "safety measures" ensuring parents that masks would be available DURING the Omicron surge

[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

Why is it a "next step" when the language used in previous emails was intentionally misleading, lulling concerned parents into a false sense of security about the meagre measures CPS did manage to take? I was told 6 days ago that masks would be available to ALL STUDENTS THIS WEEK

[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

Wordle 212 3/6

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[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

Wordle 210 2/6 😈

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[dash @thedigitaldash_]

smino really makes music for sexy ppl. if u not sexy u not gonna get it

[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

@nervous_dervish 🥴🥴🥴

[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

I'm having this problem this year @patmcgrathreal & the discount is not showing in my cart. Maybe it's the universe trying to save me $$. I just want some blush lol

[Donna Banfield @DBanfieldMUA]

@patmcgrathreal Why can’t I see the 25% discount when I go online? I have an account...

[Donna Banfield @DBanfieldMUA]

@patmcgrathreal Why can’t I see the 25% discount when I go online? I have an account...

[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

Just for fun, I wanna know, how will parents of children with special needs will be supported in navigating their children's disruption in routine & educational quality during these two week class closures?

Oh wait, we won't be. 🥲

[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

This is what being adaptable looks like. The fact is, low income parents cannot afford to forgo two weeks of work, or pay for two weeks of childcare every time there is a positive case. Whole FAMILIES lose when we don't use the tools & info at our disposal.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

why are guys so obsessed w long hair? “You should grow your hair out it would look so good” no. Go date a horse.

[Gay Mumsy @Fakebutokay]

Parents don't wanna learn or talk about power dynamics cuz that means they'd have to be accountable to their children & the ways they've harmed them. It's a simple, ubiquitous move.