The Fakery Brewery

Making localish premium lager at a plant 2000 km away!
Parody & Satire - Covered by Fair Dealing (Copyright Act). Altered TM not for commercial use.

[The Fakery Brewery @FakeryBeer]

Neepawa is a magical place. https://t.co/WfnzE84vtr

[Ryan Hofford @rhofford]

@FakeryBeer 😂😂 often wondered that myself

[The Fakery Brewery @FakeryBeer]

I’m more wondering how much for the magic farm that always produces malt quality barley... https://t.co/XxDcQZaEm4

[@ @MartinforMB]

@FarmeryBrewery How much for the magic can?

[The Fakery Brewery @FakeryBeer]

Hey dipshit quit your #Localish lies using our hashtag. MB beer nerds know you lie about the provenance of your malt and hops...

You could make Heady Topper and we wouldn’t spend a penny on your beer.

For Gods sake you couldn’t even get a Canadian to brew your lies...

[Beer Fan @Beerideas]

@winnipeg_brews It’s @FakeryBeer all over again!

[Winnipeg Brews @winnipeg_brews]

New brewery alert? https://t.co/ZpMi6Xy87d

[The Fakery Brewery @FakeryBeer]

23/50?
Fair?
Only Flawed & almost lifeless?
NAILED IT!!

🙌🏼🤜🏻☝🏾🙏🏼 https://t.co/DfD6d5HeuQ

[Jeff Stacey @jeff_stacey]

As requested

[The Fakery Brewery @FakeryBeer]

"We use the freshest Manitoba lemons from our estate lemon farm in this delicious drink the LC won't call beer" 🙄 https://t.co/37q904E4GZ

[Food&Beverage MB @foodbeveragemb]

The final 4 competitors are of the liquid variety. Good luck CanFarm Foods, @CapitalKWpg Little Brown Jug, and @FarmeryBrewery #foodfight

[Camp Karen Royality, Parked next to Mu1, WF 26 @notbuncy]

Look Siri directed me towards the nearest outdoor bathroom 🚽🤣

[The Fakery Brewery @FakeryBeer]

Remember this harvest season to come visit our magical estate brewery.
See our 🍋 trees!
View our ☕️ plants!!
All Barley is malting quality!

[The Fakery Brewery @FakeryBeer]

How do you feel about #localish beer? How about locally made Lemonade "beer"? https://t.co/F5U2RHTkzq

[Jeremy Wells @jerrwells]

Incorrect. Love local Manitoba beer at a Manitoba festival. Shame. Money talks I guess.… https://t.co/HZOWj7f6Ts

[The Fakery Brewery @FakeryBeer]

Hey. Shitty flavoured canned shit is our bag... Buy localish garbage drinks instead of this swill. https://t.co/keVTZ0DOyv

[Manitoba Liquor Mart @LiquorMarts]

Well these are sure popular! Who's tried them?

[The Fakery Brewery @FakeryBeer]

Gonna have an @garylawless sandwich @Bernsteinsdeli tomorrow.

It's a slice of lard between 2 slices of white bread battered and deep fried

[The Fakery Brewery @FakeryBeer]

So you're saying it's still better than our blue beer?

You know, the one we're calling a Canadian Pale Ale... https://t.co/NdOYOvVCto

[Jeff Stacey @jeff_stacey]

DMS dominates, no trace of hops - Drinking a Manitoba Wind Chill Lager by @FarmeryBrewery @ Liquor Mart — https://t.co/AS91ppdXoA

[The Fakery Brewery @FakeryBeer]

Ahem: The pinky finger is to be extended as though you were having High (Iced) Tea (Beer?) at the estate brewery located away from our farm! https://t.co/1GLnTf8bPL

[ⓝⓔⓣ®ⓞⓟⓞⓛⓘⓢ 🇨🇦 @netropolis]

Busted!!!
@MandiStacey drank it and she liked it @FakeryBeer.
The funny part is... It was a gag gift!
And she gagged a little.

[The Fakery Brewery @FakeryBeer]

It really is tough to parody @farmerybeer when they continue to be a parody of their original ethos.

[The Fakery Brewery @FakeryBeer]

With the "success" of Prairie Berry we are ready to release versions 2.0, 3.0 & 4.0...

Fuck craft beer. You guys are assholes.

[The Fakery Brewery @FakeryBeer]

@Beerideas https://t.co/BWvY5qXNsY

[The Fakery Brewery @FakeryBeer]

Mmm... prairie berries. What are those? I don't give a fuck but it is great marketing.

[The Fakery Brewery @FakeryBeer]

Great to see the people come out to our estate in downtown Neepawa today for our Grand Opening! #NotOnAFarm

[Beer Fan @Beerideas]

@L_A_W_rence @FakeryBeer maybe try the spray next time? 😘