Spencer

WASP

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I have two dogs. But I've only made it to first base with one.

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Let's face it: I would only come to your funeral if there were free tacos.

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After all, I support both the right to bear arms and the bear arms themselves.

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They call me the Grizzly Man, but not because I live with bears. It's because I shoot them.

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BEHOLD. I AM SPENCER.