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Ben, Fixer of most things, Dumb idea producer, Rap lyric encyclopedia, Smooth operator.

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Call me a Pharoah the way my tootin is common

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I voted. How do I inform the advertisers that their work is done?

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I'm trying to get haunted by a poltergeist that helps pick stuff up. A re-specter, if you will.

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One girl's Phish is another girl's Fall Out Boy

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God's least favorite is the trains in the Cars movie series

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Going outside feels like walking around in an Instagram filter

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

Cool science fact: the laws of physics simply do not apply when the lynyrd skynyrd cassette starts playin

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@princess__jos TRUE

[Josh 🇺🇸 @HooNJosh]

this is badass

[Jay Arnold @JayArnoldTX]

Jalen Brunson listed questionable
I’m in the kitchen cookin vegetable

[filth @_dirtyd3an]

Checking in on the Miller High Life Lovers group chat

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@UnoMexicanMike Plop blop mop cop

[FrankJavCee @FrankJavCee]

made an completely original chrismas song today on stream

[FrankJavCee @FrankJavCee]

actual image of me this holiday season

[2000 Toyota Camry CE @XV20_Camry]

Zenki or kouki?

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