𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮

You're the only one that knows how to operate my heavy machinery @PSturmp 💒1st March 19 💙1st July 24 💍Sophia, Henry & Mia 👶

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

@PSturmp I'm front and centre for a reason 🕺🏼

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

Here you go guys. My next project #thesecretsout

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

@PSturmp Challenge accepted

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

@PSturmp Sometimes the best kind, if done correctly.

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

Usually leads to sex anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️

[hani @crucifynisis]

(flirting) i want to piss you off and get on your nerves

[valerie 🖤 @valeriesxvoice]

is it just me or has twitter been dead as fuck in the past month or so

[Panic! Facts & Fun 🍯🐝 ‽ @panic_heals_me]

Music is EVERYTHING!

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

@ISeeClearlyCope //shockingly it's taken me 2 weeks to kick it but I'm back and feeling soooo much better

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

//I've been so ill this week. Today has been the worst but atleast there's Eurovision to watch 🤧

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

So accurate 😂

[Kerem @Krm_H67]

Me running away from my responsibilities

#Eurovision #Eurovision2026 #ESC2026 #Greece

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

@PSturmp It really is. Usually 25 countries are in the grand final, it's a cool show.

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

2 weeks until the weirdness that is Eurovision #hyped

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

@PSturmp It's a yearly music competition. Participating countries, primarily in Europe, submit an original song to perform live, followed by a public and professional jury vote to determine the winner. It's usually a mix of legit serious songs and some really funny random ones.

[Panic! Facts & Fun 🍯🐝 ‽ @panic_heals_me]

Get you a favorite artist that can sing any genre from AC/DC to musicals, and is funny AF. The talent blows me away! Brendon Urie 🙌🏼

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

Myself

[Feelings ღ @anxietymsgs]

at your lowest, who do you talk to?

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

😂 I found this funnier than I probably should

[𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝕮𝖆𝖌𝖊| 𝑱𝒂𝒚. (Parody) @OutworkedLegacy]

That one time I channeled Pete Wentz mixed with @PSturmp.

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

I seem to recall your birthday was last year 🤔

[Patrick Urie parody @PSturmp]

Birthday boy alert!

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

@PSturmp Damn right it's me.

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

Surprise bitches

[Panic! Base @PatdBase]

Brendon Urie (former member of Panic! At The Disco) debuts new hairstyle with mullet and bangs.

[𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓤𝓻𝓲𝓮 @FakingAtLife]

//for real tho. He looks like a tramp. 💇🏼‍♀️ But I'm happy to see him again 🥰