Bradley.

First rule of fight club? Don't tweet me about it.

[Bradley. @FakingBradPitt]

Pardon the interruption, but.. Can this old guy get an RT to get started here?

[Bradley. @FakingBradPitt]

{ I'm torn between faking Channing Tatum and Ryan Gosling next.

[Bradley. @FakingBradPitt]

@AmbvrLHeard *fried

[Bradley. @FakingBradPitt]

@AmbvrLHeard I tried my best to be creative, my brain got pretty friends

[Bradley. @FakingBradPitt]

@SxarlettJ Well that's always good.

[Bradley. @FakingBradPitt]

@SxarlettJ *mhm

[Bradley. @FakingBradPitt]

@SxarlettJ I've been good, and you? Mum.

[Bradley. @FakingBradPitt]

{ As of this time, my Brad is single and has no children. I'm currently not interested in a partner unless I feel chemistry.

[Bradley. @FakingBradPitt]

@SxarlettJ You're very welcome.

[Bradley. @FakingBradPitt]

Proper first tweet time.

Hello, kids.