Faking Injuries Podcast

Called the dumbest show in football, Faking Injuries is a podcast on a mission to spread European football in America. PL, scouting, financial news, and banter.

[Faking Injuries Podcast @FakingInjuries]

Episode #59 is out now! The boys are back for a special episode:
🤴Championship themed birthday pop quiz
💷 An idiots guide to Everton’s FFP violation & points deduction
🤝 Our proposed @fbref & @FotMob merger
And much more…check it out here:
https://t.co/bEMxvUtPb4

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United sack Ruben Amorim as head coach. 40yo Portuguese informed of decision & goes with immediate effect after 14 months following breakdown in relations. Darren Fletcher expected to take over #MUFC on interim basis @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/kEAu5Wv8F7

[James Benge @jamesbenge]

Guardiola walks into his press conference and says "did you enjoy it?"

"Did you," is the question back to him.

Guardiola: "I lost my hair!"

[Faking Injuries Podcast @FakingInjuries]

@lateriser12 BB went well, gonna pretend Rodon was on it to make myself feel better 🤣

[Alex @AlexanderBrkr]

Are we all ready to agree the new UCL format is pretty great?

Manchester City + PSG have performed badly and are at genuine risk of missing out on the next stage.

So much better than qualifying by beating Copenhagen with your reserve side in 2x games 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Prime Video Sport UK @primevideosport]

Jhon Durán that is OUTRAGEOUS 🤯

Villa are back in front at the Red Bull Arena 👏

#UCLonPrime

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

€1,000,000,000 revenue for Bayern in 2024. No state takeover. No oligarch. No debt. ❌

A club that‘s 75% owned by its fans. 382,000 members, the most in the world. Without a doubt, the best run football institution on planet earth.

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Davinson Sanchez needs to chill out🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/IC4CqTb7I9

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel has completed the agreement to become new England manager.

Terms agreed, contract set to be signed with an official statement expected soon.

Tuchel opened doors to England job in July and it’s now a done deal, as @TimesSport reported.

Here we go ✨

[Project Football @ProjectFootball]

Jhon Duran this season:

[John McGinn @jmcginn7]

Big win away from home, debut for Lamar and a little surprise 👍🏻 #UTV

[Owen @owen_bhafc]

Should Brighton go for Cole Palmer?🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💫

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

A very accurate representation of clubs that get promoted to the Premier League…

This is brilliant😂😂😂

[Faking Injuries Podcast @FakingInjuries]

Is Tim Howard the worst commentator in the world? He just said “you’re supposed to take the ball” and “Aaronson runs really good”

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

The most heartbreakingly beautiful thing you will see today. ❤️

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

👉 Born in Iraq

👉 His family flee because of the war and move to the UK

👉 Makes EFL debut for Wycombe in 2022

👉 Moves to AFC Wimbledon in 2023 and scores 27 goals in 12 months

👉 Joins Ipswich in January 2024 and gets promoted

Ali Al-Hamadi 👏👏
https://t.co/BPQELmFMO1

[Michael Caley @MC_of_A]

say you have a team that

-sold its superstar
-did not replace him
-did bring in a new manager

and is now on track to finish with

-higher table position
-better goal difference
-better npxG difference

you would probably say that manager has done a pretty good job at baseline

[Anthony @AnthonyKyaw]

79-year-old American billionaire Bill Foley is making huge investments in Bournemouth with a £90 million new stadium and £32 million training ground 🤑

“I have big ambitions for this team, and I’m running out of time. So I have to make sure I do things quickly and efficiently.”

[Neal Maupay @nealmaupay_]

Just for the record, not even I would do this 😭

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: West Ham in talks over ambitious move for Ruben Amorim if David Moyes goes. Julen Lopetegui also assessed but Amorim current top target. #WHUFC said to appeal but unclear where they sit among 39yo’s options. Liverpool looks unlikely @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/0WKBW7ey3R