" you need to get a bath, you reek from miles away. "
[ of course, there's a sickeningly sweet tone dripped in sugar & honey. almost like poison ]
" if the roaches can, so can you. "
"Aw, did you miss your favorite Goodfellow Fairy King so mu-"
[she's not pulling him in for a kiss he's about to drown oh no.]
"Hey, hey, did I really owe you that much money? I think we can really just figure this out civilly, and-"
โ ๐ปothing kills us๏ผ
๐ปothing seethes ๏ผ
๐ฒxtinction riding on the pale horse of โ destiny โ โ
๐ปothing hates us๏ผ
๐ปothing can see through our eyes ๏ผ
๐ถt dives into our minds and sows its disease ๏ผโ
โฅ + โบ please~!
@ROADLESSUTOPIA [The jolly-natured "King of Fairies" turns around to face Morgan, giving a mock bow.]
"Hello to you too, Morgan. Are there any other revelations Her Former Majesty wants to share? Maybe that the sky's blue? Or that the grass is green?"
@threesworded // I'm trying with all my heart to make a punchline and it's just not coming together. It speaks for itself, I gotta throw in the towel on it
ใ ค
้ขจ โ The ๐จ๐ฌ๐ค๐ง๐ has to be more
ๆ โ than a simple ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฅ๐ค๐ฃ; it
็ซ โ has to be an ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง to
ๅฑฑ โ ๐ก๐๐๐'๐จ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ.
โข โโโโโโโโโโ
ใ ค ๐ฟ๐ธ๐๐ฐ๐๐ด ๐ท๐๐ฝ๐๐ด๐ ๐๐พ๐๐พ.
#OPRP โข #MVRP
ใ ค
so how long 'til Goldie Junior realizes his father just doesn't like him?
-It's almost as bad as Mordred, but at least THAT travesty hasn't been going on for five thousand years.
... yet.