Falafel Phil (R)

Best falafel east of the Mississippi. Enthusiast of The Situation. Intern Analyst for #HCBC

[Tom “tomboy” Hucks @JimBo459]

My buddies girlfriend fucking sucks

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Before tonight's game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk.

Kirk founded the youth activist group “Turning Point USA” and had become a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.

[Falafel Phil (R) @FalafelPhil25]

@champagnelouie7 No.
-Phil

[Falafel Phil (R) @FalafelPhil25]

He’s not a racist he just screams the n word at parties

[Falafel Phil (R) @FalafelPhil25]

Feminist daughter or liberal son #Iran

[Falafel Phil (R) @FalafelPhil25]

Yeah me and my boys are having a shindig if u wanna pu

[Falafel Phil (R) @FalafelPhil25]

@ElCee262 Memorial to Labor Day. Nothing outside of that

[Falafel Phil (R) @FalafelPhil25]

The world is healing

[BronxBmbrz @BronxBmbrz]

The greatest sport on earth is back

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

No man wants to drink.

No man wants to party.

It’s where the girls are.

You could get niggas doing calculus if it had baddies.

[Falafel Phil (R) @FalafelPhil25]

Butthole

[Falafel Phil (R) @FalafelPhil25]

2lb
6 eggs
Update soon
#caucasian #straight #male #testosterone

[Falafel Phil (R) @FalafelPhil25]

2lb
6 eggs
Update soon
#caucasian #straight #male #testosterone

[Falafel Phil (R) @FalafelPhil25]

Happy Valentine’s Day

[Byron Donalds @ByronDonalds]

Last night Team Canada learned FAFO:

1–They booed our anthem
2–So we get into 3 fights in the first 9sec
3–We then net 3 unanswered goals
4–We blast Free Bird after each goal
5–And we blow them out in their OWN STADIUM
6–AMERICA IS BACK

Congratulations @usahockey on a huge win!

[Falafel Phil (R) @FalafelPhil25]

@JohnnyUtah51 @champagnelouie7 Weekend calls Mr. Utah!

[Falafel Phil (R) @FalafelPhil25]

Found out I have enough underwear to make it through the week

[Falafel Phil (R) @FalafelPhil25]

@champagnelouie7 Lou,
Sometimes you gotta let the fellas hang.
🧆

[Falafel Phil (R) @FalafelPhil25]

@dickthefourth Hit the nail on the head with this one Dick!

[Falafel Phil (R) @FalafelPhil25]

Women and pick up trucks mix about as well as vodka and milk