Falafel Phil

Best Falafels in town. Definitely not a burner. Stay posted with updates on life. Sometimes it’s get crazy. #itsthelittlethings

[Falafel Phil @FalafelPhilIRL]

@DingusBingus_3 Let a whiteboy live

[Falafel Phil @FalafelPhilIRL]

@DingusBingus_3 God forbid a whiteboy has a night

[Falafel Phil @FalafelPhilIRL]

@BobbyWasabiINC Starting to look like a whiteboy summer #freshhuzz

[Bobby Wasabi @BobbyWasabiINC]

Say it ain’t so #LANK 💀💀🔥🔥

[Falafel Phil @FalafelPhilIRL]

@BigWang6051 I tapped in.

[Billy Richmonds Burner @chazz_iceblows]

Sig Pi fuckin sick broooo, guy on the right just screams broadway🤙🤙🤙

[Falafel Phil @FalafelPhilIRL]

@Xxx1112717h The door was unlocked. Take the hint.

[Falafel Phil @FalafelPhilIRL]

@DingusBingus_3 Real.

[Dingus “LeWindows” Bingus the 3rd @DingusBingus_3]

Got nuked a few months ago and now my mom is preggo #wtf #processing #steppingup #MaryKateCornett

[Falafel Phil @FalafelPhilIRL]

She said she was going to a Springtime of Youth Concert and can’t take the pill. #expecting

[Falafel Phil @FalafelPhilIRL]

I have huge fan base. (1 fat chick). #type

[Falafel Phil @FalafelPhilIRL]

Asked a sloot if she was ok. She stated crying. #emotionallyintelligent

[Falafel Phil @FalafelPhilIRL]

Never driving drunk for the huzzzz again. #DWwhy?

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Lived to tell the tale. #dontknockittillyoutryit

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Talked to a white bitch with dreadlocks. #aligned

[Falafel Phil @FalafelPhilIRL]

Fat bitches wanted the fiesta rice. #tappedin

[Falafel Phil @FalafelPhilIRL]

Just drove drunk. Having anxiety. #tigerwoods

[Falafel Phil @FalafelPhilIRL]

Got domed on top of parking garage. #filmreview