happy eastern iowa day (3/19)! 🎉 mention this post and receive a large one-topping pizza for $31.90. or don’t mention it and pay our normal price of $22.50. civic pride ain’t free ya know
*a pizza crust gets into a saucy situation*
crust: oh no, i’m toasted!
audience erupts, critics rave, 30 million people tune in, critics go insane, emmy’s are won, television changes forever, crust buys 7.8 mil estate, wants to direct
from our family to yours, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
we’ll be closed so our wonderful pizza chefs can go caroling, build pizza bread houses, & make parmesan angels. so dont call us