Falcon Trails

✨ Falcon Trails | India DMC
🏔 Kashmir • Ladakh • Vaishno Devi • Amarnath
🌏 Customized Tours | Fixed Departures | Pan-India Trips
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2 pax | Kashmir | Budget ₹5,000 | Travel dates: 20 days ago. 😭
Bhai iss budget mein DeLorean bhi private nahi milega, sharing mein jaana padega. 😂
Travel agency kholi thi, time-travel DMC ban gayi. 💀

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@InfiniteBruno That's easy, Alvaro Morata

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@UTDIMole Sami Khadira

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@Mimiiben1 The answer is 5

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@chiamakaafc Ansu Fati

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@LesleyBallpc @MadridXtra If they were absurd, by that logic just imagine how absurd every team in that competition was. 😂😂

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@chiamakaafc Celtic

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@achugwotwins @grok What a stupid fuck. Grok didn't remove

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@_offside18 Di Maria

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@miladreaamy 25

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@Cockroachisback What about the two lives that were destroyed by the pellet guns.

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@UTDIMole Ask grok to answer

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@utdmax0 James Rodrigues

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@Crownsjuge 🤣🤣

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@KalshiSports 75%? That's impressive considering 4 out of 10 is apparently 7.5 now. Football banter is one thing, but math shouldn't be the first casualty.

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@leoxyashh @NoodleHairCR7 Messi 🤣

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@footballinglens @thatsam009_ He was injured, you brainless idiot didn't even play half time.

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@LegacySiu Rodriguez, Isco and Bale

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Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.