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I believe literally everything because I'm so fucking trustworthy and if you can't tell I'm the good twin.

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@CourtCabelloET I know, right?

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@GomesSelenaET I like to think I'm funny.

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I'm hilarious

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@CourtCabelloET Are you bo$$

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@GomesSelenaET I refuse to slow down the song ://

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Fear me

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@FaithGrandeET {Silences himself, looking around awkwardly}

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@FaithGrandeET {Chuckles at his own joke}

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@FaithGrandeET I like how your name is Faith. Like, you have faith that you're awesome. See? I'm so hilarious.

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@FaithGrandeET I'm Patrick, by the way. I'm the nice Stump because I have morals. :-)

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I'm gonna be a dad in a month. Tf

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Guys, I think if we all tell our twins we love them, everything will be okay.

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@FaithGrandeET {Grins, surprised by her nature as he crossed his arms} You're just like your sister.

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@FaithGrandeET Hate never gets anywhere. That's my opinion. Shhhh. {Puts a finger to her lips}

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@FaithGrandeET We can make a club of short people, and hate is a strong word. She's your sister. Love her.

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@FaithGrandeET I'm uncomfortable due to the fact almost everyone is taller and more evil than me.

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Mr. Styles hasn't followed me back. Is it because my band's been here longer than him? Is it because I'm short? Is. It. Because. I'm. Me?

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@FaithGrandeET {Lifts his fedora from his head for a moment, running a hand through his hair as he took a step back} So.

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I'm a 5'5, fedora wearing rock star. Be my friend.