𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩

ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ꜰʟᴜᴛᴇ? ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴅᴏ ɪꜱ ᴡᴀʟᴋ 12,485 ᴍᴏʀᴇ ꜱᴛᴇᴘꜱ!

[𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩 @FallarborBorn]

ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ꜱᴏᴏᴛ! ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟꜱ ᴍᴇ!

#PTRP #OCRP #PTOC

[𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩 @FallarborBorn]

@AlolasBigG
"Hey, Mister. I own a pokéwashing business. Would you like your pokémon washed for 250 Poké?"

[𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩 @FallarborBorn]

@stellarbvrst

[𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔶 @AlolasBigG]

“ 𝔚𝔥𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔯 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲
𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔣𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔞𝔱 𝔣𝔲𝔩𝔩
𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔱𝔥, 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔯
𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔩𝔲𝔠𝔨 𝔰𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔬𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲--
𝔫𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰.

𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔰 𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯. ”

[𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩 @FallarborBorn]

@PeskyBuddy @MischievousWork < fortune! So very clever. So very dastardly..."

Sootseu pondered the moral failings of the kidnappers as he stared at a picture of Pamela on the wall.

"Oh...Pammy! Kidnapping such a babe. For what? MONEY!? Sigh...I'd give it all away just to become Mr. Pamela Diamond..."

[𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩 @FallarborBorn]

@PeskyBuddy @MischievousWork Pamela Diamond. Has been. Are you filled with anticipation? Hanging on my evwry word?!? What?!? What could it be Sootseu, you ask! You scream in your head. RAYQUAZA ABOVE WHAT HAPPENED TO PAMELA DIAMOND?! Obviously a KIDNAPPING! Someone looking to moo moo milk the Diamond >

[𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩 @FallarborBorn]

@PeskyBuddy "Hah! Yeah. That's what she gets for trying to sell a used Nintendo 64. Well, that and hacking into the private Silph Co servers to steal private data."

[𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩 @FallarborBorn]

@PeskyBuddy "What?"

Soot batted his eyelashes ever so adorably.

"What's up buddy? Did you lose your wallet?"

[𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩 @FallarborBorn]

"Only REAL Arven heads remember he likes sandwiches!"

[𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩 @FallarborBorn]

"I just want to say. To my favorite nepo baby. My Gogoat. My Solrock. @ChewtlingCrunch. Happy birthday! Happy birthday yippee! I got you the greatest gift of all...a Nintendo 64..."

[𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩 @FallarborBorn]

"Man! That assistant is NEVER here! Ugh!! Whoever put him on the payroll needs to get fired!"

[𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎 💋 @MischievousWork]

𝘼𝘿𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙄𝙎 𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝘼𝙔𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙇.

[𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩 @FallarborBorn]

@NowUseSketch "I used to know an artist. I think."

The boy stared forward blankly for a few moments.

"ANYWAYS! I'm an artist too! I'm Soot! I make glass flutes and stuff out of ash from my home in Hoenn! I'm also fantastic at the art of bagging baddies! Heh. Anyways what's your medium?"

[𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩 @FallarborBorn]

"I hope that never happens with me and my schmoopie doopie diglett dirt! I hope our first marriage is full of magic and love just like out 6th when we're old and kids call us cringe and we're so out of touch we stop being so woke. Which we are. Woke."

[𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎 💋 @MischievousWork]

Does your partner like it when you give them nicknames of their name? Because I've tried and they're all awful. It makes you sound like an out-of-touch married couple that were built to embarrass your kids.

Or students?

♡ Dismissive hand wave! ♡

Either way, it doesn't work.

[𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩 @FallarborBorn]

" Oh, @stellarbvrst! My Ghastly Gas! My grubby hankie! My Lax Incense! My Greavard Wax! My Hawlucha Down! I miss you so!"

[𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩 @FallarborBorn]

@MischievousWork "Cheating! Ex! Boyfriend!"

[𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩 @FallarborBorn]

"KAHLIKA?!? NOOOOOOO!!! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED GETTING RID OF YOUR ANCESTOR WOULD EFFECT YOU NEGATIVELY?!? WHO!?? PALKIA! I HAVE TO BLAPHEME AGAIN! PLEASE BRING BACK KAHLIKA WITH YOUR MAGNIFICENT POWER!!!"

[Kahlika 🕊 (01-24-02-26) @BeggingBegetter]

MY HOMEWORK HAS BEEN TURNED IN.... MY WILL HAS BEEN SERVED TO THE GOODRA FRIENDS...... MY POKÉMON ARE SAFE IN THE POKÉMON CENTER...... AND ANOTHER WOMAN IS SAVED FROM THE CLUTCHES OF A CHEATING MAN........UNCESTOR'S CLOCK HAS RUN OUT...... AND SO HAS MINE.... BYYYYYEEEUUUHHH!!!!!

[ꁲꌅꏳꑀꌈꈜ @ThousandShaped]

ꋖꊿ ꐔꊿꌈ, ꒐ ꁲꅐꁲꌅꑀ ꋖꁝꑀ ꁝ꒐ꁅꁝꑀꈜꋖ ꁝꊿꃔꊿꌅ.