TheFallenPterodactyl

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ACTORS AREN'T REAL PEOPLE!!!

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THE IRS IS GONNA KICK YOUR A$$

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SALONS, I'M NOT FOOLED BY YOUR DOMESTIC SOUNDING NAMES!

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YOUR LIFE WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU HAD A BILLION DOLLARS

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@Caitlyn_Jenner I TOUGHT PLAYING A TRANS IN GUESS WHO WOULD BE AN EASY WIN... WONG! 1 QUESTION ARE YOU A BOY? HALF MY CARDS GO DOWN. 2 QUESTION ARE YOU A GIRL? REST OF MY CARDS GO DOWN. WTF?! ADVICE?

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GREAT REJOICING IN HEAVEN OVER A PERSON WHO REPENTS. GREAT REJOICING IN CHURCHES OVER A CELEBRITY WHO REPENTS

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@BillyGraham IF IT TAKES YOU LONGER THAN 6 MINUTES TO REPLY TO A TEXT, YOU SUCK! #WorldKindnessDay

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@LesterHoltNBC IF AMERICANS ARE SO DEPRESSED, THEY SHOULD TRY WATCHING THE NEWS...

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OVER AMSTERDAM CATCHING A CONTACT HIGH AT 10,000 FEET!

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STILL WAITING FOR ANSWERS!!! TIRED OF FLYING THROUGH THIS MESS! @KylieJenner #roadrage

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CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED

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UNABOMBER GETTING TINY HOUSE MOVEMENT GOING IN THE 70’S

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I WANT MY SON TO PLAY BALL FOR RICK PITINO

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@FallenPterodact LIKE A PHOENIX FROM THE UNHOLY ASHES

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WHY CAN’T YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL IN THE BATHROOM? THE “P” IS SILENT!

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WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT, MIKE DITKA OR GOD?

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I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!