i got tired of not being able to play p5x so i googled how to play p5x in region locked Areas and clicked on an EXE file from reddit knowing its prolly gonna hack my shit but the worst part is that its legit and works fine so now i have an even worse malware called p5x
took my kid to our corner store and he wanted a bunch of shit that i told him we didn’t have enough money for and an old lady was like “how much do you need???” and i was like no thank you we’re fine and she was like “ohhh you’re teaching him discipline. respect” lol
the kind of outfit one wears during a 20 year nap after their girlfriend leaves them for another man and then that man shoots them and experiments on them
I thought of a new hypothetical to ask your partner: if I was an invasive species would you kill me for the good of the ecosystem or would you love me so much that you’d allow me to ravage the earth
Dorothea reveals what happened to her iconic hat between the Officer’s Academy and the 5-year reunion:
“I only needed it in school. Obviously, that was my thinking cap.”