Femboy Enthusiast

Yeah, I'm a gamer.

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

Clothed frotting, call that Battle of the Bulge

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

Buddy called me aunt instead of unc, I guess that counts as gender affirmation

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

People keep telling me that drinking Rockstars can give you ED. If that's true, then how come I can still piss???

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

Hey if you make/sell milkshakes and you exclusively offer your customers skinny-ass stupid fucking straws that don't allow consistent, reliable flowage of milkshake, you should consider taking a noose-tying class and applying what you learn there.

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

Mayhaps we ought to remind a certain political affiliation why they became endangered in the 40s.

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

Liking pretty boys feels like such a curse.

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

Slaving away for minimum wage when I could be home gooning rn. What's the point?

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

@sugarbunnie14 God forbid men have hobbies, god

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

I get that I'm an irrelevant "haha funny shitpost" account, but how the actual fuck are so many of you shitters voting for the guy that wants America to have LESS RIGHTS THAN BEFORE???

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

@sugarbunnie14 They simply cannot handle your flow.

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

What the hell? Where are all these new followers coming from, I haven't posted in forev- they're bots.

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

What if I explode you rocket launcher

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

@fallenchungus Please man, every single time I look at your posts I laugh my ass off, you make people happy on the daily.

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

Reading through my own tweets is just an awful experience, it's no wonder I have no followers lmfao

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

I only crank it to femboys because I refuse to objectify women.
#WomensHistoryMonth2024

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

GOD I wish cute boys were real.

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

How the fuck did so many Californians move here but they didn't bring any cute boys with them!?

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

If you're a game dev and you're thinking about giving your boss an insta-kill attack. You should insta-kill yourself.

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

If your boss arena has a "lava" mechanic or something similar, you shouldn't make games.

[Femboy Enthusiast @FallingTfApart]

I LOVE NATIONALISM
I LOVE NATIONALISM
I LOVE NATIONALISM
I LOVE NATIONALISM
I LOVE NATIONALISM
I LOVE NATIONALISM