Fallon Westgate

At some point I'm going to figure this all out. Until then, naptime.

[Fallon Westgate @FallonWestgate]

I'm not even sure what to say. #james

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I'm still trying to figure out what the get B for Christmas. Any suggestions? What says "please don;t dump me for an ageless god-type" best?

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Looking forward to this party, but man, still weird out that James is around. Do I need to have a talk with him? With B?

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I'm fine, everyone, I'm fine! @BeatrixRBeckett took me to the hospital after we won, just a bruised arm and they poured milk in my eyes!

[Fallon Westgate @FallonWestgate]

I can't think of a better way to celebrate defeating ultimate evil than an appetizer tower from the local PJ O'Pootertoots pub.

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I need a nap. And a sword handforged from the silver ore of a meteor, doused in holy water. Right?

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No. Radio off. I'm already done with you, holiday songs.

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BRING ME THE PEPPERMINT MOCHAS ALL OF THEM I COMMAND IT.

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That Moloch guy is pretty cool for.. you know. a supernatural being spawned from hell..?

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Stopped by Moloch's during lunch. Man, is that guy cheerful!

[Fallon Westgate @FallonWestgate]

Is it Christmas vacation yet?

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Happy football screaming day.

[Fallon Westgate @FallonWestgate]

Why isn't the traditional meal for Thanksgiving a cheeseburger? WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT?

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I'm going to eat so many cupcakes this Thanksgiving I won't have room for turkey, pie, stuffing, yams, green beans, potties, cranberry sau-

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I'm a little worried about shopping online for a gift for @BeatrixRBeckett. Will her long dead great gramma ruin the surprise?

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Day off. Sleeping in. Neighbor decided today was best day to cut tree down. Hate neighbor.

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Why didn't I wish for unlimited burritos? I want a burrito.

[Fallon Westgate @FallonWestgate]

That was a mistake. Never ever wish for anything ever again.

[Fallon Westgate @FallonWestgate]

I don't know why @BeatrixRBeckett won't show me what was on the laptop. I may need to investigate...

[Fallon Westgate @FallonWestgate]

Sleep sleepy sleepy sleepy OH GOD I'M LATE- every morning