Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘢𝘯 𝘼𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧.

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

𝔸𝕒𝕒𝕒𝕙𝕙𝕙...

- ʀᴘɪɴɢ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ
- ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ
- ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ, ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ, ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ
- ɴᴏɴ-ʟᴇᴡᴅ
- ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱᴏᴠᴇʀ/ᴏᴄ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ
- ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴀᴅ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇꜱ
- ʀᴛꜱ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ

...ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕡.

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

The perfect combo.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍𝑩 . 𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑺𝑬 . @StavesAndCorgis]

Why have one when you can have both?

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

Boobabs.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍𝑩 . 𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑺𝑬 . @StavesAndCorgis]

And the abs.

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

Trying to steal my social security.

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

Dear diary,

Today I didn't fall down the stairs, someone else did. It was technically my fault, but they deserved it, so I think it evens out in the name of karma.

Maybe Chinese food for dinner.

Ye.

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

That was one of the worse reasons, yeah.

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

...

I've been dated for worse reasons.

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

You never told me you learned that. How'd it go?

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

He DID try when I said "Buckendipity."

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

That's not a very "friendly-neighborhood" attitude.

[The Amazing Spider-Man!(Parody!) @OneWebSwingAway]

Man even I wanna punch him for that pun.

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

My eyes are heavy and I'm tired of de-tangling cables that weren't tangled when I plugged them into stuff.

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

Since when?

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

What am I missing out on?

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

Like I said. Smart.

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

It smelled like pigeons on Tuesday.

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

Why does my apartment smell like cats? I don't even have cats.

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

Why does my apartment smell like cats? I don't even have cats.

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

I'm smart 6 out 7 days unless it's leap year.

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

I feel like they collected the wrong Hawkeye.

[hawkeye ( the cooler one ) @THECOOLHAWKEYE]

Oops.

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

Don't blame me for your choice of alias.

[* 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝒋𝒊𝒎 @warestinqs]

booooo !

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

You're 𝙖 Titanium-Alloy Man.

[* 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝒋𝒊𝒎 @warestinqs]

i’m titanium-alloy man , aren’t i ?

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

Captain Patriotism
Titanium-Alloy Man
Norse God
Green Anger but with science
Green Anger but with legal degree
Robotbird
December Warboy
Hawkeye
Arachno-Pyjamas
The Great Wizardo
Crimson Magician
Titanium-Alloy Man's Friend
Size Change Man
Black Widow
Density Changer

[hawkeye ( the cooler one ) @THECOOLHAWKEYE]

"You like the Avengers? Name every Avenger."